I love the exasperated sigh by the cop.

biiiiiiiiitch. the raspy and misty sounding calling card of all far gone drunks. i like how it turned into a freestyle tho

Is he a white supremacist?

Unless your name is Michael Phelps or you originally hail from somewhere other than the north American Continent, there is no need to bring out the Speedos at a Scottsdale public pool.

azrider wrote:Unless your name is Michael Phelps or you originally hail from somewhere other than the north American Continent, there is no need to bring out the Speedos at a Scottsdale public pool.

I know, I know, I'm succumbing to the stereotype, but I picture an outdoor pool in Scottsdale in July as basically a fetid pee-infused cauldron

drsmooth wrote:

azrider wrote:Unless your name is Michael Phelps or you originally hail from somewhere other than the north American Continent, there is no need to bring out the Speedos at a Scottsdale public pool.

I know, I know, I'm succumbing to the stereotype, but I picture an outdoor pool in Scottsdale in July as basically a fetid pee-infused cauldron

I'm not jumping in, but my friend who ran this pool a few years back swears they have enough chlorine in this thing to properly sterilize a male in about three to four visits. So the pee maybe the least of their problems. I might go on the water slide though but until I see someone half my age plus seven I'd think it's best to pass.
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azrider wrote: I might go on the water slide though but until I see someone half my age plus seven I'd think it's best to pass.

didn't realize that age formula was applicable to aquatic recreation options

drsmooth wrote:

azrider wrote: I might go on the water slide though but until I see someone half my age plus seven I'd think it's best to pass.

didn't realize that age formula was applicable to aquatic recreation options

Hell, if the board wouldn't think less of me than they already do I'd even consider a 1/3 of my age plus 7.

pacino wrote:Umbrella-sharing startup in China loses nearly all of its 300,000 umbrellas in a matter of weeks

almost missed this in the last paragraph:

Last month, shared-bike startup Wukong Bicycles went out of business in Chongqing after nearly all of its bikes were stolen following just six months of operation.

Thought we had a caddy shack incident here at the pool, but fortunately all the hysteria was just some kid nearly drowning. Did they have to clear out the entire pool? The kid just swallowed a few mouth fulls. Let him make it to the edge or wait till he goes under for a few seconds. It's character building.

i'm roughin it these days. Went to the dentist again yesterday morning, I have dry socket, still gonna be hurtin for another week minimum. Also my bones ache and joints are weak, i've let myself get severely underweight these past few months, and now i still can't eat the good stuff, but am trying to get quantity in. I'm mostly energy deficient but today was good. Got some bloodwork done too because I feel like maybe I have Lymes, I'll know soon. All I do is make trips to the pharmacy and eat pills. I haven't had caffeine or weed in a long time, but I have a different clarity going on. I feel mostly alone. Life is a trip man. send vibes

Dry socket is one of the levels of hell

pacino wrote:Is he a white supremacist?

The president has had nice things to say about him in the past.

I know Shia LaBeouf @thecampaignbook and when sober, a really nice guy. Must get act together fast before too late.
9:20 AM · Jun 27, 2014

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/482559061716905984?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

So the answer is probably yes.

Vibes sent, broseph. Hang in there and take care of yourself

Napalm wrote:i'm roughin it these days. Went to the dentist again yesterday morning, I have dry socket, still gonna be hurtin for another week minimum. Also my bones ache and joints are weak, i've let myself get severely underweight these past few months, and now i still can't eat the good stuff, but am trying to get quantity in. I'm mostly energy deficient but today was good. Got some bloodwork done too because I feel like maybe I have Lymes, I'll know soon. All I do is make trips to the pharmacy and eat pills. I haven't had caffeine or weed in a long time, but I have a different clarity going on. I feel mostly alone. Life is a trip man. send vibes

feel better, bud. keep up your breathing exercises.

This bucks country shit is crazy.

Napalm wrote:i'm roughin it these days. Went to the dentist again yesterday morning, I have dry socket, still gonna be hurtin for another week minimum. Also my bones ache and joints are weak, i've let myself get severely underweight these past few months, and now i still can't eat the good stuff, but am trying to get quantity in. I'm mostly energy deficient but today was good. Got some bloodwork done too because I feel like maybe I have Lymes, I'll know soon. All I do is make trips to the pharmacy and eat pills. I haven't had caffeine or weed in a long time, but I have a different clarity going on. I feel mostly alone. Life is a trip man. send vibes

Liquid mang

my wife had lyme disease, it's a bitch. you can get through it, napalm.

yeah, just don't let it go. like I did. but I had no clue what it was. since i had bad knees, I chalked up my excruciating leg pain to orthopodery. I could barely walk during the entirety of the WFCII run. The thursday after the parade (BHO I election day) I got an MRI and didn't even go in to vote because my leg hurt so much. The next morning my left leg was the size of a tree trunk so I went to the ER and they admitted me. They admitted me and treated me for cellulitus for a couple days. Then on sunday evening the ID doc came in. Luckily when the intern drained my knee he left the vials of fluid in the room (I'm guessing that wasn't protocol, but it worked out) so the ID doc sent that for testing and the lyme titres (sp) were "through the roof". changed my IV antibiotic and I was out of there in two days, with a PICC line inserted in my arm for 30 days of home IV antibiotics.

short story long, don't lollygag