Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jul 14, 2017 00:22:25

Barry Jive wrote:got a date tomorrow with a lady I met at the republican. it's gonna be so weird, I'm so excited


oh also it was hella loud when I got her number so I Do Not Know What Her Name Is and I'm gonna have to just confess all this pretty much immediately. I think she probably won't care that much
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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Jul 14, 2017 00:34:13

Barry Jive wrote:deg @degg

the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him


Hope he told him to have a good one.
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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Jul 14, 2017 00:37:15

I know there are a million of these, but I kind of like this one:

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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby drsmooth » Fri Jul 14, 2017 00:44:35

CalvinBall wrote:There is an empty package in on bathroom trash that is labeled hemorrhoid cream


relax calvin, it's not exactly like finding half a worm in your apple
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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby azrider » Fri Jul 14, 2017 02:42:44

CalvinBall wrote:There is an empty package in on bathroom trash that is labeled hemorrhoid cream

One thing that many people, especially women, want to put an end to is bags under the eyes. One thing that can help with this problem is cream intended to treat hemorrhoids. If you want to try this seemingly miracle eye cream, use caution. Your eyes are very sensitive, so you want to avoid getting any cream in them.
Wash and thoroughly dry your face. Make sure all makeup is removed. Apply a small amount of the cream to the under eye area, avoiding the eyes. Let it soak in for at least 20 minutes, but not more than a half hour. Wash off gently, and pat dry. Your under eye skin should be soft and less puffy than it was before.
Another thing that hemorrhoid cream can be used for is to treat blemishes. If you have a problem area where you experience frequent breakouts and it becomes inflamed, cream for hemorrhoids may help reduce the inflammation. Rub a little cream into the blemish and the swelling should go down. This will not make the redness of the pimple go away, but it will make it less obviously swollen.
You can also treat a cold sore with a cream meant to treat hemorrhoids. You will need to take special care not to get it anywhere that you will lick, like on your lips. If you have a cold sore that is swollen, dab a little cream on it and let it soak in for a few minutes. If you are afraid you will end up licking, wipe it off and make sure there is no remaining residue.
Many people have frown lines on their forehead, usually right above the nose and between the eyes. Using some cream that treats hemorrhoids on that area should help tighten up the skin, and seemingly make the wrinkles disappear. You can also try this with laugh lines and other facial wrinkles.
There are even some people who use hemorrhoid cream on flabby areas, such as the cellulite on their thighs and the loose upper arm skin that can be so unsightly. Since cream for hemorrhoids has the ability to tighten and shrink tissue, this might work well for a special night out or to give the appearance of being slimmer in those areas.
With so many uses, it wouldn’t hurt to keep some kind of cream for hemorrhoids on hand all the time. You never know when you might want to impress someone. Even more, you never know when you may need a good hemorrhoid treatment to soothe that delicate area.

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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby Soren » Fri Jul 14, 2017 07:16:58

Been using saline spray at the recommendation of my ENT. Consequently have been blowing scabs put of my nose.
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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby Phred » Fri Jul 14, 2017 09:15:16

Barry Jive wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:got a date tomorrow with a lady I met at the republican. it's gonna be so weird, I'm so excited


oh also it was hella loud when I got her number so I Do Not Know What Her Name Is and I'm gonna have to just confess all this pretty much immediately. I think she probably won't care that much


Once, in my single days, I chatted up a girl that was sitting next to me at a bar and eventually got her number. I called her, set up a date and it was only when I picked her up that we both realized that there was a considerable size difference. I'm 5'6" and she was closer to 6 foot. I will never forget the look of disappointment she had when she opened the door.

The date did not go well.
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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby drsmooth » Fri Jul 14, 2017 13:28:01

Phred wrote:Once, in my single days, I chatted up a girl that was sitting next to me at a bar and eventually got her number. I called her, set up a date and it was only when I picked her up that we both realized that there was a considerable size difference. I'm 5'6" and she was closer to 6 foot. I will never forget the look of disappointment she had when she opened the door.

The date did not go well.



there's a short story to be mined from this, and I'm not just punning around
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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Jul 14, 2017 13:52:31

Phred wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:got a date tomorrow with a lady I met at the republican. it's gonna be so weird, I'm so excited


oh also it was hella loud when I got her number so I Do Not Know What Her Name Is and I'm gonna have to just confess all this pretty much immediately. I think she probably won't care that much


Once, in my single days, I chatted up a girl that was sitting next to me at a bar and eventually got her number. I called her, set up a date and it was only when I picked her up that we both realized that there was a considerable size difference. I'm 5'6" and she was closer to 6 foot. I will never forget the look of disappointment she had when she opened the door.

The date did not go well.


Shoulda told her you make up the missing 6 inches "where it counts"
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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby azrider » Fri Jul 14, 2017 14:28:22

So I've been following this murder thing pretty religiously....

Some of the stuff doesn't add up but when one killer is a certified schizophrenic and the other a junkee with both of them having illusions of the gangsta life, it's probably pretty close.


Two 20-year-old men have been charged with multiple counts of homicide in the slayings of four young area men on a sprawling Solebury Township property owned by the family of one of the suspects, Bucks County District Attorney Matthew D. Weintraub announced today.

Cosmo Dinardo of Bensalem (second photo) is accused of killing Jimi Taro Patrick, 19, of Newtown Township, on July 5, and burying him in a single grave on his parents' land.

Dinardo and Sean Kratz of Northeast Philadelphia (top photo) are both charged with the July 7 slayings of Dean Finocchiaro, 19, of Middletown Township; Thomas Meo, 21, of Plumstead Township; and Mark Sturgis, 22, of Pennsburg, Montgomery County. Their bodies were found Wednesday in a 12-foot-deep common grave elsewhere on the same property.

All four men had been shot, according to a probable cause affidavit, which said the suspects both gave statements to police on Thursday. Each victim has been positively identified, Weintraub said, and their family members were briefed on details of the case this morning.

According to the probable cause affidavit, Dinardo told investigators that he had agreed to sell Patrick (third photo) four pounds of marijuana for $8,000. Dinardo said he picked up Patrick at Patrick's home in Newtown on July 5 and drove him to the Dinardo property at 6071 Lower York Road in Solebury, the affidavit says.

When they arrived, Dinardo said, Patrick had only $800, so Dinardo offered to sell him a shotgun for that amount, the affidavit says. They walked to a remote part of the property, where Dinardo said he fatally shot Patrick with a .22 caliber rifle, according to the affidavit.

Dinardo then drove a backhoe that was on the property to where Patrick lay, dug a hole no more than 6 feet deep and buried him, the affidavit states. Based on Dinardo's statement, investigators located Patrick's body in that grave late Thursday.

On July 7, Dinardo told investigators, he agreed to sell a quarter-pound of marijuana to Finocchiaro (fourth photo) for about $700, the affidavit states. Dinardo first picked up Kratz, whom he described as his cousin, and drove to Finocchiaro's home in Middletown, agreeing on the way that they would rob him, the affidavit says.

Dinardo said he gave Kratz a .357 handgun belonging to his mother, and then drove all three to the Solebury property. According to the affidavit, he said Kratz shot Finocchiaro in the head as they were leaving a barn on the site. Dinardo told investigators he then took the gun and shot Finocchiaro a second time as the victim lay on the ground.

Also on July 7, Dinardo said he met Meo (fifth photo) and Sturgis (sixth photo) at a church parking lot in Peddlers Village, a short distance west of the Dinardo property on Route 202 in Lahaska, the court records say. Dinardo told investigators that he had a marijuana "deal" set up with Meo, according to the affidavit.

Dinardo told investigators that Meo and Sturgis followed him to the Solebury property in Meo's Nissan Maxima, the documents say. After parking the Nissan at 2827 Aquetong Road, Meo and Sturgis rode with Dinardo in his truck to the adjacent Lower York Road property, where Kratz awaited, the affidavit states.

After the men exited the truck, Dinardo said, he shot Meo in the back with the .357 handgun, then fired several times at Sturgis as he fled, felling him, the affidavit states. Dinardo said he then ran over Meo with the backhoe before using it to lift both bodies into a metal tank where he already had placed Finocchiaro's corpse, the court records say.

The following day, Dinardo told police, he and Kratz returned to the property, where Dinardo used the backhoe to dig a deep hole and bury the tank containing the three bodies, the affidavit says.

Kratz gave a similar statement to detectives on Thursday night, the affidavit says, but said that it was Dinardo who shot Finocchiaro, not him.

Copies of the charging documents are attached below. Both men are expected to be arraigned via video this afternoon before Magisterial District Judge Maggie Snow of Buckingham Township.



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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jul 14, 2017 14:33:07

didn't read that but I also heard enough about the case that I know I'm not interested in learning anymore. makes my stomach turn
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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby azrider » Fri Jul 14, 2017 14:41:42

I've got a lot of family in the Bensalem/Bristol/Levittown area so this kind of hits home on the geographical level and also with past experiences with friends. There are a lot of things in life that are sickening and this one is at the very top, but it should serve as both a reminder of what can happen and to educate one of the dangers in the world. While we talk about how great of show Breaking Bad is, has it along with other shows, movies, music and video games help perpetuate and escalate the level of violence that we have in America?

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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Jul 14, 2017 14:42:18

awful. to read for sure. just went on some rampage for not discernible reason.

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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby momadance » Fri Jul 14, 2017 15:08:10

Totally don't buy the first kid showing up to buy 4 pounds of weed with only $800.

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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby smitty » Fri Jul 14, 2017 15:13:27

azrider wrote:I've got a lot of family in the Bensalem/Bristol/Levittown area so this kind of hits home on the geographical level and also with past experiences with friends. There are a lot of things in life that are sickening and this one is at the very top, but it should serve as both a reminder of what can happen and to educate one of the dangers in the world. While we talk about how great of show Breaking Bad is, has it along with other shows, movies, music and video games help perpetuate and escalate the level of violence that we have in America?


No. America has always been violent. We have internet so we read horrific stories every day. It seems like we're more violent but not so in real life.
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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Jul 14, 2017 15:25:56

smitty wrote:
azrider wrote:I've got a lot of family in the Bensalem/Bristol/Levittown area so this kind of hits home on the geographical level and also with past experiences with friends. There are a lot of things in life that are sickening and this one is at the very top, but it should serve as both a reminder of what can happen and to educate one of the dangers in the world. While we talk about how great of show Breaking Bad is, has it along with other shows, movies, music and video games help perpetuate and escalate the level of violence that we have in America?


No. America has always been violent. We have internet so we read horrific stories every day. It seems like we're more violent but not so in real life.


That is called the cultivation theory, good sir.
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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby smitty » Fri Jul 14, 2017 15:30:32

Wheels Tupay wrote:
smitty wrote:
azrider wrote:I've got a lot of family in the Bensalem/Bristol/Levittown area so this kind of hits home on the geographical level and also with past experiences with friends. There are a lot of things in life that are sickening and this one is at the very top, but it should serve as both a reminder of what can happen and to educate one of the dangers in the world. While we talk about how great of show Breaking Bad is, has it along with other shows, movies, music and video games help perpetuate and escalate the level of violence that we have in America?


No. America has always been violent. We have internet so we read horrific stories every day. It seems like we're more violent but not so in real life.


That is called the cultivation theory, good sir.


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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby azrider » Fri Jul 14, 2017 15:31:35

momadance wrote:Totally don't buy the first kid showing up to buy 4 pounds of weed with only $800.


I doubt the first kid even knew what to do with four pounds of weed. He probably tried to coax him out with the most money he could get his hands on by offering some phenomenal, albeit unrealistic deal. So he probably got set up by cosmo, but why? People have definitely killed over much less but he was driving around in a 40k truck and his parents are very well to do. Mental illness, thrill, street cred? it was rumored he bragged about killing before but this doesn't seem right, let alone to get a friend and just go on a rampage killing other people in your circle. That really isn't that good for business.

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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby smitty » Fri Jul 14, 2017 15:34:16

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Re: Random Daze in a Summer Haze

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Jul 14, 2017 16:28:35



I don't really have anything to say about that.
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