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Grumpy old Man Thread.
Grumpy old Man Thread.
by smitty » Thu Nov 10, 2016 13:36:16
Get offa my Lawn!!!!
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by smitty » Thu Nov 10, 2016 13:38:55
Normally I'm super cool and groovy. But some things bug me. I'll compile some here. But anyone can play.
What's up with this pivot stuff? Pivot, pivot, pivot. STFU.
What's up with this pivot stuff? Pivot, pivot, pivot. STFU.
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by smitty » Thu Nov 10, 2016 13:43:20
All these shows like Voice, Dancing with the Stars, The Bachelor, America's got Talent and the rest really suck. GTFO!
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by slugsrbad » Thu Nov 10, 2016 13:45:31
People idolize a stupid dead gorilla, wtf?
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by JUburton » Thu Nov 10, 2016 13:48:59
if this is in response to my pivot post in the politics thread, it was a joke and YOU can get off MY lawn, old man!smitty wrote:Normally I'm super cool and groovy. But some things bug me. I'll compile some here. But anyone can play.
What's up with this pivot stuff? Pivot, pivot, pivot. STFU.
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by JUburton » Thu Nov 10, 2016 13:49:44
who am i kidding, im a millenial. i dont have a lawn!
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by Soren » Thu Nov 10, 2016 13:50:34
I wish the leaves would get off my lawn. My back hurts.
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by smitty » Thu Nov 10, 2016 14:19:19
JUburton wrote:if this is in response to my pivot post in the politics thread, it was a joke and YOU can get off MY lawn, old man!smitty wrote:Normally I'm super cool and groovy. But some things bug me. I'll compile some here. But anyone can play.
What's up with this pivot stuff? Pivot, pivot, pivot. STFU.
It's mostly about TV commentators constantly saying pivot, pivot, pivot. I read the politics thread after I started this here thing.
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by smitty » Thu Nov 10, 2016 14:22:25
Soren wrote:I wish the leaves would get off my lawn. My back hurts.
I hired illegal aliens to get rid of my leaves. Lots of leaves falling. Back in my day, we just burned those damn leaves. Dammit.
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by Phred » Thu Nov 10, 2016 14:59:37
smitty wrote:Soren wrote:I wish the leaves would get off my lawn. My back hurts.
I hired illegal aliens to get rid of my leaves. Lots of leaves falling. Back in my day, we just burned those damn leaves. Dammit.
Back in your day, you burned the illegal aliens.
(not you specifically...I'm making a tasteless joke about society in the "good old days")
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by drsmooth » Thu Nov 10, 2016 15:20:07
JUburton wrote:who am i kidding, im a millenial. i dont have a lawn!
thank your lucky stars, punk
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by smitty » Thu Nov 10, 2016 22:50:31
Soccer is soccer. It's not Footie. It's soccer, dammit.
This is America.
Also, saying Arsenal are a soccer team is wrong. Arsenal is a soccer team.
This is America, dammit.
This is America.
Also, saying Arsenal are a soccer team is wrong. Arsenal is a soccer team.
This is America, dammit.
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by TenuredVulture » Thu Nov 10, 2016 23:16:22
Rap was great in the eighties and now it's not.
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by PrattRules » Thu Nov 10, 2016 23:34:20
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by drsmooth » Fri Nov 11, 2016 00:34:46
Ann Margaret sure has some nice knockers
there are no nice knockers anymore and that's why we're in the mess we're in. Everything's booty this and booty that
there are no nice knockers anymore and that's why we're in the mess we're in. Everything's booty this and booty that
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by GrizzledVeteran » Fri Nov 11, 2016 16:37:19
Soren wrote:I wish the leaves would get off my lawn. My back hurts.
And don't even get me started on the fucking acorns. They've been falling since August. Shouldn't they have run out by now? I can't go outside without a helmet.
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by smitty » Fri Nov 11, 2016 16:43:19
So many folks start their sentences with "so". For example. "So, this election was something."
What's up with dat?
What's up with dat?
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by Bucky » Fri Nov 11, 2016 16:49:50
smitty wrote:So many folks start their sentences with "so". For example. "So, this election was something."
What's up with dat?
so these people are members of the NSCoF
(non-sequitur club of america)
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Re: Grumpy old Man Thread.
by swishnicholson » Fri Nov 11, 2016 16:57:12
You know what used to look really sharp? A turtleneck and a blazer.
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