Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby phatj » Sat Sep 12, 2015 23:10:21

Made really good pizza tonight in the oven. Probably not going to win any TomatoPie upskirt awards but it was delicious. I think the sauce was key, and it was adapted from this: http://www.food.com/recipe/ultimate-pizza-sauce-114392. I skipped the sugar, and didn't have any fennel so I substituted tarragon. I also used anchovy instead of parmesan, on the theory that the parm was just to add some umami.

2 tbsp butter
4 tbsp olive oil
1/2 cup onion
1/4 cup celery
1/4 cup carrot
4 garlic cloves
8 anchovy fillets
2 tsp dried basil
2 tsp dried oregano
1 tsp dried tarragon
1/2 tsp ground black pepper
2 6-oz cans tomato paste
2 15-oz cans tomato sauce

Put the onion, celery and carrot in a blender, and cover with water. Blend until chopped fine. Strain and set aside. Smash and mince the garlic. Mince the anchovy.

In a large saucepan over medium-high heat, melt the butter along with the olive oil. Add the onion-celery-carrot mixture, half of the minced garlic, and half of the minced anchovy. Sprinkle with salt, and saute until soft, stirring frequently, 10 minutes or so.

Add the tomato paste, stirring to combine, and cook, 5 minutes or so, stirring occasionally, to brown the tomato a bit. Add the tomato sauce and the remaining ingredients. Bring to a boil and reduce the heat to medium low. Simmer 30-60 minutes as time allows.
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

phatj
Moderator
 
Posts: 20683
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 23:07:06
Location: Andaman Limp Dick of Certain Doom

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Sat Sep 12, 2015 23:38:12

We had pizza tonight, too. Except we fired up the brick oven(takes about 4 hours to get white hot) and made 26 pizzas. Probably the best pizza yet. 3:30 was the average bake time on the pies.

jamiethekiller
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 26938
Joined: Sun Dec 31, 2006 03:31:02

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby phatj » Sun Sep 13, 2015 18:30:07

Holy shit, that's a lot of pizzas. Did you make the dough from scratch?

Tonight I made one of my favorite low-carb one-dish meals: Red Cabbage and Carrot slaw with Chicken and Sesame-Soy dressing. This was adapted from a Cooks Illustrated recipe from probably 10 years ago; it was a cold noodle salad with some veggies and a similar dressing; I replaced the noodles with shredded cabbage to make it low-carb. You can lightly saute the cabbage to soften if you like, but I don't bother.
For the chicken:

1/4 cup soy sauce
2 tbsp brown sugar
1 pinch five spice powder
2 tbsp sesame oil
1 tbsp mustard powder
2 lbs chicken thighs

Preheat oven to 425F.

Blend the first five ingredients; toss the chicken with the mixture. When the oven is hot, place the chicken on a rack over a baking dish and bake 20 minutes. Reduce heat to 350F and bake another 10 minutes or until chicken is done. Put chicken in the fridge to cool.

For the slaw:

1 head red cabbage, shredded
1 12-oz bag shredded carrot
1 large cucumber, cut into three sections, skin cut off and julienned (discard or eat the center of the cucumber)
1 bunch scallions, green parts sliced (discard the white parts)

For the dressing:

1/4 cup peanut or almond butter
1/4 cup soy sauce
2 tbsp fish sauce
2 tbsp sriracha sauce
2 tbsp sesame oil
2 cloves garlic, chopped
2 tbsp chopped fresh ginger
1 pinch five spice powder
Zest and juice of one lime
1/4 cup sesame seeds
2 tbsp minced fresh cilantro

In a small food processor or chopper, combine all ingredients except reserve half of the sesame seeds and the cilantro. Process until smooth. Stir in remaining sesame seeds and the cilantro.

Shred chicken using two forks or your fingers. Add to cabbage, pour dressing over, and toss.
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

phatj
Moderator
 
Posts: 20683
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 23:07:06
Location: Andaman Limp Dick of Certain Doom

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby drsmooth » Sun Sep 13, 2015 18:54:52

jamiethekiller wrote:....we fired up the brick oven(takes about 4 hours to get white hot) and made 26 pizzas.


You what now
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

drsmooth
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 47349
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:24:48
Location: Low station

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Sun Sep 13, 2015 19:12:48

i've posted about it before. girlfriends grandmother has 2 brick ovens in the garage. her dad is the one who mans the ovens since her grandfather passed some years ago. takes about 4 hours and a bunch of wood to get the oven really going. her grandmother makes the dough a day in advance or so. roasted peppers, anchovies, sausage, pepperoni, kielbasa, margheritas and some variations of those. pizza was about as perfect of a neopolitan you can get. extremely crispy on both sides of the pizza but the inside dough has this very nice bite to it.

she makes so many pizzas because usually 25-30 people come everytime.

jamiethekiller
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 26938
Joined: Sun Dec 31, 2006 03:31:02

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby drsmooth » Sun Sep 13, 2015 20:29:12

I'm guessing pies are gone before the oven cools a whole lot
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

drsmooth
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 47349
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:24:48
Location: Low station

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Sun Sep 13, 2015 20:49:25

think the oven was still hot when i popped in this morning to pick up stuff.

jamiethekiller
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 26938
Joined: Sun Dec 31, 2006 03:31:02

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby CalvinBall » Sun Sep 13, 2015 21:50:56

that sounds like a blast.

CalvinBall
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 64951
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 15:30:02
Location: Pigslyvania

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby Frank Grimes » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:03:33

get a 7-11 pizza for $5 and then put it in your oven for an extra 5 minutes. tastes delish
"it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography."

Frank Grimes
There's Our Old Friend
There's Our Old Friend
 
Posts: 1139
Joined: Thu Dec 26, 2013 18:02:20

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:24:30

made my own tortillas yesterday without the aid of a press

(cut a gallon ziploc on the sides and placed the ball of masa harina dough inside, closed it up and pressed down a glass pie plate on top til it reached 6" diameter)

I then deep fried the suckers until they puffed up and tried my best to form them into taco shapes

the end result was a puffy taco that was reminiscent of a Taco Bell Chalupa
FTN wrote: im a dick towards everyone, you're not special.

The Crimson Cyclone
Dropped Anchor
Dropped Anchor
 
Posts: 9372
Joined: Tue Oct 06, 2009 07:48:14

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:38:39

i've made my own tortillas before. but i went and bought a press for them. i just pan fried mine i think

jamiethekiller
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 26938
Joined: Sun Dec 31, 2006 03:31:02

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:42:07

jamiethekiller wrote:i've made my own tortillas before. but i went and bought a press for them. i just pan fried mine i think


I have a rule that I have to have the use for a tool at least 5 times a year before I consider even buying it. Made tortillas 3 times this year so far so I'm coming to close to considering it
FTN wrote: im a dick towards everyone, you're not special.

The Crimson Cyclone
Dropped Anchor
Dropped Anchor
 
Posts: 9372
Joined: Tue Oct 06, 2009 07:48:14

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby drsmooth » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:49:55

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:I have a rule that I have to have the use for a tool at least 5 times a year before I consider even buying it.


My spouse has accumulated enough devices to fill a Williams-Sonoma Memorial Museum of Underutilized Kitchen Implements, with some left over for a travelling exhibition.

I'm betting Jamie has a few for the annex.... 8-)
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

drsmooth
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 47349
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:24:48
Location: Low station

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:56:03

hell I sometimes regret having a waffle iron

(until I make delicious waffles)
FTN wrote: im a dick towards everyone, you're not special.

The Crimson Cyclone
Dropped Anchor
Dropped Anchor
 
Posts: 9372
Joined: Tue Oct 06, 2009 07:48:14

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Tue Sep 15, 2015 13:01:34

it was like 10$ at the local mexican grocer. think its chilling at my moms at the moment.


smooth: i don't have a lot of gadgets. don't really have any counter space.

jamiethekiller
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 26938
Joined: Sun Dec 31, 2006 03:31:02

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby Phred » Tue Sep 15, 2015 13:07:08

Kids want to make bagels. I'm into it since they eat a lot of bagels. Like most things that have to do with my kids, it should be fun even though it seems like a huge pain in the ass.

Anybody even make bagels?
Phred
Dropped Anchor
Dropped Anchor
 
Posts: 5348
Joined: Thu Dec 20, 2012 16:41:59

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Sep 15, 2015 13:18:24

jamiethekiller wrote:it was like 10$ at the local mexican grocer. think its chilling at my moms at the moment.


smooth: i don't have a lot of gadgets. don't really have any counter space.


yeah as with you it's not the money in most cases it's the space
FTN wrote: im a dick towards everyone, you're not special.

The Crimson Cyclone
Dropped Anchor
Dropped Anchor
 
Posts: 9372
Joined: Tue Oct 06, 2009 07:48:14

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Sep 15, 2015 13:23:59

Phred wrote:Kids want to make bagels. I'm into it since they eat a lot of bagels. Like most things that have to do with my kids, it should be fun even though it seems like a huge pain in the ass.

Anybody even make bagels?


Cook's Illustrated had a recipe recently and I've been meaning to try it, just never seem to get to it


Our bagels are as good as those found in the best New York bagel bakeries. They’re chewy yet tender, with a fine crumb, and they have a crisp, glossy, evenly browned exterior and a complex, slightly malty flavor. To get the right amount of chew, we use high-protein bread flour, supplemented with vital wheat gluten, along with a minimum amount of water. To further increase the chew, we incorporate a number of gluten-strengthening shaping techniques: rolling with a rolling pin, forming the dough into a rope, and twisting the dough around itself before shaping it into a ring. And to ensure even, rapid browning, we add baking soda to the boiling water. To create a crisp crust, we bake the bagels on a rack set in a rimmed baking sheet, with boiling water poured onto the pan to create steam.


Makes 8 bagels

This recipe requires refrigerating the shaped bagels for 16 to 24 hours before baking them. This recipe works best with King Arthur bread flour, although other bread flours will work. Vital wheat gluten and malt syrup are available in most supermarkets in the baking and syrup aisles, respectively. If you cannot find malt syrup, substitute 4 teaspoons of molasses. The bagels are best eaten within a day of baking; fully cooled bagels can be transferred to heavy-duty zipper-lock bags and frozen for up to one month.
Ingredients

1 cup plus 2 tablespoons ice water (9 ounces)
2 tablespoons malt syrup
2 2/3 cups (14 2/3 ounces) bread flour
4 teaspoons vital wheat gluten
2 teaspoons instant or rapid-rise yeast
2 teaspoons salt
1/4 cup (1 1/4 ounces) cornmeal
1/4 cup (1 3/4 ounces) sugar
1 tablespoon baking soda

Instructions

1. Stir ice water and malt syrup together in 2-cup liquid measuring cup until malt syrup has fully dissolved. Process flour, wheat gluten, and yeast in food processor until combined, about 2 seconds. With processor running, slowly add ice water mixture; process until dough is just combined and no dry flour remains, about 20 seconds. Let dough stand for 10 minutes.

2. Add salt to dough and process, stopping processor and redistributing dough as needed, until dough forms shaggy mass that clears sides of workbowl (dough may not form one single mass), 45 to 90 seconds. Transfer dough to unfloured counter and knead until smooth, about 1 minute. Divide dough into 8 equal pieces (3 1/2 ounces each) and cover loosely with plastic wrap.

3. Working with 1 piece of dough at a time and keeping remaining pieces covered, form dough pieces into smooth, taut rounds. (To round, set piece of dough on unfloured counter. Loosely cup your hand around dough and, without applying pressure to dough, move your hand in small circular motions. Tackiness of dough against counter and circular motion should work dough into smooth, even ball, but if dough sticks to your hands, lightly dust your fingers with flour.) Let dough balls rest on counter, covered, for 15 minutes.

4. Sprinkle rimmed baking sheet with cornmeal. Working with 1 dough ball at a time and keeping remaining pieces covered, coat dough balls lightly with flour and then, using your hands and rolling pin, pat and roll dough balls into 5-inch rounds. Starting with edge of dough farthest from you, roll into tight cylinder. Starting at center of cylinder and working toward ends, gently and evenly roll and stretch dough into 8- to 9-inch-long rope. Do not taper ends. Rolling ends of dough under your hands in opposite directions, twist rope to form tight spiral. Without unrolling spiral, wrap rope around your fingers, overlapping ends of dough by about 2 inches under your palm, to create ring shape. Pinch ends of dough gently together. With overlap under your palm, press and roll seam using circular motion on counter to fully seal. Transfer rings to prepared sheet and cover loosely with plastic, leaving at least 1 inch between bagels. Let bagels stand at room temperature for 1 hour. Cover sheet tightly with plastic and refrigerate for 16 to 24 hours.

5. One hour before baking, adjust oven rack to upper-middle position, place baking stone on rack, and heat oven to 450 degrees.

6. Bring 4 quarts water, sugar, and baking soda to boil in large Dutch oven. Set wire rack in rimmed baking sheet and spray rack with vegetable oil spray.

7. Transfer 4 bagels to boiling water and cook for 20 seconds. Using wire skimmer or slotted spoon, flip bagels over and cook 20 seconds longer. Using wire skimmer or slotted spoon, transfer bagels to prepared wire rack, with cornmeal side facing down. Repeat with remaining 4 bagels.

8. Place sheet with bagels on preheated baking stone and pour 1/2 cup boiling water into bottom of sheet. Bake until tops of bagels are beginning to brown, 10 to 12 minutes. Using metal spatula, flip bagels and continue to bake until golden brown, 10 to 12 minutes longer. Remove sheet from oven and let bagels cool on wire rack for at least 15 minutes. Serve warm or at room temperature.

Image
FTN wrote: im a dick towards everyone, you're not special.

The Crimson Cyclone
Dropped Anchor
Dropped Anchor
 
Posts: 9372
Joined: Tue Oct 06, 2009 07:48:14

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby CalvinBall » Tue Sep 15, 2015 13:28:34

got a chili cook off thing a friend is running at his house. i want to enter. anyone have some kick ass recipes?

i have made a green chili before which i think is tasty and unique enough to win, but not sure if more traditional is the route to go.

CalvinBall
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 64951
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 15:30:02
Location: Pigslyvania

Re: Soups, BBQ, Knives and Pans: The Chef Thread

Unread postby mickbayne » Tue Sep 15, 2015 13:30:07

CalvinBall wrote:got a chili cook off thing a friend is running at his house. i want to enter. anyone have some kick ass recipes?

i have made a green chili before which i think is tasty and unique enough to win, but not sure if more traditional is the route to go.

This is my go-to: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bobby-flay/red-beef-chili-recipe.html

Good luck finding all the peppers!
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

mickbayne
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 5882
Joined: Sat Dec 30, 2006 02:13:43
Location: Tipsy McStagger's Good Time Drinking and Eating Emporium

PreviousNext