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Re: NOPE

Postby The Dude » Thu Oct 15, 2015 13:55:35

The thought of a rat coming up my toilet gives me nightmares. I think about it every time I go
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Re: NOPE

Postby Bucky » Thu Oct 15, 2015 13:58:16

don't worry, you'd hear it coming. Probably.

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Re: NOPE

Postby Napalm » Thu Oct 15, 2015 13:58:55

when i was younger, weekly world news ran a story on a guy that opened his toilet lid, snaked popped out, bit his face.

made me scared of closed toilet lids for a little while there

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Re: NOPE

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Oct 15, 2015 14:08:42

where's the rat coming from in that scenario. what's in it for him/her

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Re: NOPE

Postby Gimpy » Thu Oct 15, 2015 15:40:35


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Re: NOPE

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Oct 15, 2015 15:51:22

those fuckers can hold their breath eh

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Re: NOPE

Postby The Dude » Thu Oct 15, 2015 15:51:58

Fucking hate them. I'm removing all toilets and plumbing from my house
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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Thu Oct 15, 2015 15:52:35

The Dude wrote:Fucking hate them. I'm removing all toilets and plumbing from my house


That'll just attract more!
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Re: NOPE

Postby The B1G Piece » Thu Oct 15, 2015 16:07:07

speaking of toilets I think when I was 8 or something I heard a story about someone dying from shock (maybe Florida) when she popped up the seat and saw a fucking snake in the toilet. I don't think I shit for a week.

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Re: NOPE

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Oct 15, 2015 16:07:17

I just cut out the middle man and shit on a pile of rats.
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Re: NOPE

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Oct 15, 2015 21:22:55

WheelsFellOff wrote:I just cut out the middle man and shit on a pile of rats.


There you go. Use a python to wipe with.
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Re: NOPE

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Oct 16, 2015 09:55:52

huge ass rat got in my friends toliet in dc. pretty gross. his roommate was the lucky one who found it when he went to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.

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Re: NOPE

Postby GrizzledVeteran » Fri Oct 16, 2015 14:33:20

All of the NOPE. No way, no how.

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Re: NOPE

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sun Oct 18, 2015 21:01:33

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Re: NOPE

Postby GrizzledVeteran » Mon Oct 19, 2015 13:39:44

Boa (not Larry) gets loose on SEPTA bus. http://www.phillyvoice.com/boa-constric ... septa-bus/
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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Mon Oct 19, 2015 20:03:45

THE BOA CONSTRICKTOR :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :!: :!: :idea: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
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Re: NOPE

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Oct 24, 2015 16:02:43

Harvard Entomologist Piotr Naskrecki recently posted on his blog about an encounter in Guyana's rainforest with a South American Goliath birdeater, a spider so large it's the size of a small dog or puppy. According to Naskreski, "Their leg span approaches 30 cm (nearly a foot) and they weigh up to 170 g."


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Re: NOPE

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Sat Oct 24, 2015 18:05:55

ReadingPhilly wrote:
Harvard Entomologist Piotr Naskrecki recently posted on his blog about an encounter in Guyana's rainforest with a South American Goliath birdeater, a spider so large it's the size of a small dog or puppy. According to Naskreski, "Their leg span approaches 30 cm (nearly a foot) and they weigh up to 170 g."


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Re: NOPE

Postby Slowhand » Sat Oct 24, 2015 21:40:45

As Naskrecki describes his encounter with the spider, it truly comes across as the stuff of nightmares. "The spider would start rubbing its hind legs against the hairy abdomen. 'Oh, how cute!', I thought when I first saw this adorable behavior, until a cloud of urticating hair hit my eyeballs, and made me itch and cry for several days." The entomologist goes into further detail saying the spider was "capable of puncturing a mouse's skull, and would try to jab me with the pointy implements," and that it produced a large hissing sound.
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Re: NOPE

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Nov 02, 2015 02:09:27

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