I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
How bad these announcers are... think of a possible World Series... versus the Yankees, evil Phillies attempt to stop the return to glory... versus the Angels, evil Phillies try to stop the Nick Adenhart Memorial Championship...