I don't feel like I was the worst offender tonight, but I owe them, you all, the whole goddamn universe an apology for ever doubting. What a joy to watch.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.