MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby Bucky » Fri Jul 10, 2020 18:41:45

wtf


me too

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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Jul 10, 2020 18:47:54

I’ve been think Yovani Gallardo!
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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Jul 10, 2020 18:48:34

Actually no wait, Joey Callo!
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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby momadance » Fri Jul 10, 2020 18:56:18


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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby SCPhillyPhan » Fri Jul 10, 2020 19:06:27

Bill McNeal wrote:Actually no wait, Joey Callo!


Dead on balls accurate.
"I would have liked to have had that chance. Just once. To stare down a big league pitcher. To stare him down, and just as he goes into his windup, wink."

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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby SCPhillyPhan » Fri Jul 10, 2020 19:08:15

MYRTLE BEACH PELICAN Joey Gallo. Does that help?
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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby BigEd76 » Sat Jul 11, 2020 14:45:10

Aroldis tested positive for COVID

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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby Titlehungry » Sat Jul 11, 2020 14:50:27

BigEd76 wrote:Aroldis tested positive for COVID


Hope he takes the time to recuperate and misses the first week of the season
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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby CFP » Sat Jul 11, 2020 15:00:53

If I know Aroldis I'm sure he'll beat it

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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby Werthless » Sat Jul 11, 2020 16:56:27

CFP wrote:If I know Aroldis I'm sure he'll beat it

Oof. :)

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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby Phred » Mon Jul 13, 2020 09:08:47

Slowhand wrote:I read the name “Joey Gallo” multiple times over the past few days in this thread and the entire time I was thinking it was Joey Votto. It wasn’t until I saw the headline on ESPN: “Rangers’ Joey Gallo tests negative” and clicked on the article (still thinking Joey Votto and thinking I had completely missed a trade or signing) and saw the picture when I realized, "Oh, that guy".


I had the correct Joey but I thought he was on Seattle.
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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Jul 13, 2020 09:30:32

Lot of Gallos humor in this thread.
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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby momadance » Mon Jul 13, 2020 10:39:40

Bill McNeal wrote:Lot of Gallos humor in this thread.


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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Jul 13, 2020 15:34:26

Cards reliever Jordan Hicks opted out due to diabeetus. Since it's a pre-existing condition, he gets salary and credited for service time and will be arb-eligible after this season

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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Jul 14, 2020 12:17:00

11 umps opted out

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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby Slowhand » Tue Jul 14, 2020 12:38:21

BigEd76 wrote:11 umps opted out


Unfortunately, Joe West not one of them because (shockingly) he's a COVID hoaxster.
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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby MoBettle » Tue Jul 14, 2020 14:05:27

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Blue jays may play games in buffalo due to Canada’s stricter lockdown policies.
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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby SCPhillyPhan » Tue Jul 14, 2020 14:55:49

Welp, when we win the World Series, no parade.
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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby stevemc » Tue Jul 14, 2020 15:13:56

SCPhillyPhan wrote:Welp, when we win the World Series, no parade.


That's OK - we'll simply postpone until after the 1st of the year and have in 4 consecutive days the Eagles, Phils, SIxers & Flyers parades.

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Re: MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IN 2020 (RANDOM MLB THREAD)

Postby MoBettle » Tue Jul 14, 2020 15:57:07

Barves signing puig to fill in for Markakis
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