Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby Doll Is Mine » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:17:45

td11 wrote:an unfocused blubbery mess of a speech. everything is terrible, how is this a fucking nomination acceptance speech? he's just yelling into the mic


And spitting. A little spit landed on his chin a couple of times.

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby drsmooth » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:18:10

"believe me it'll happen and it'll happen fast"

6th graders have better command of ideas

his continual references to doing things fast are almost like some kind of freudian brain echo telling him to wrap it up already
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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby JUburton » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:19:20

oh, remember ivanka and her pretty decent speech? you wont tomorrow! total waste of her.

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby RichmondPhilsFan » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:19:52

Overseas jobs... his Trump tie was made in fucking China.

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby drsmooth » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:20:28

ever watch an over-tired two-year-old start just spinning around and around and around & finally just collapse to the floor in an exhausted heap? this is what it looks like when it happens to a 70 year old
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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby RichmondPhilsFan » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:20:52

Dear god. Did his speechwriter have ADHD?

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby Doll Is Mine » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:21:16

I think the plan is to just repeat every single issue that has been brought up by Republicans and Democrats in the primaries. Cover all his bases.

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby slugsrbad » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:22:31

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:Dear god. Did his speechwriter have ADHD?


They realized that his prepared speeches that are more formulaic come off as boring and idiotic. At least now there is energy with the ignorance!
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:22:49

Such a richly deserved beatdown coming in November.

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby td11 » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:23:06

@Kasparov63
I’ve heard this sort of speech a lot in the last 15 years and trust me, it doesn’t sound any better in Russian.
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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:23:19

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:Dear god. Did his speechwriter have ADHD?


Yeah he isn't even riffing much. This winding maze of a speech was written and rewritten until they came up with this.

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby RichmondPhilsFan » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:23:25

Garry Kasparov
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I’ve heard this sort of speech a lot in the last 15 years and trust me, it doesn’t sound any better in Russian.

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby RichmondPhilsFan » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:24:37

I really just want to go to bed but I don't want to miss the part where he takes his dick out on live TV.

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby philliesr98 » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:26:27

He's a slightly different shade of orange on the different channels.
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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby td11 » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:26:37

holy shit
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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby slugsrbad » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:28:01

Getting personal so it must be winding down.
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby philliesr98 » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:29:21

Climax coming

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby drsmooth » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:29:54

I have to admit I cannot understand people who are not completely creeped out by this guy. Cannot understand them at all.
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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby slugsrbad » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:29:59

America: Bigger, Better, and Uncut!
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Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?

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Re: Cleveland: The unconventional convention (politics)

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:30:54

This is so long

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