Make America RANDOM Again!

Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby drsmooth » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:11:01

Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:15:50




Someone should tell her she has a little something on her face.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:18:06

pacino wrote:
slugsrbad wrote:I'm super excited for the next six months of bitching about high prices when the tax doesn't even come into effect until 2017. Especially from all of my Facebook friends who live nowhere near Philadelphia.

FREEDOM!!!!!!

those are the drinks i buy for my family!


Imagine the outcry if Philadelphia started taxing liquor and beer.


[Reveal] Spoiler:
It's 10%, by the way, in case you were curious like I was.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby drsmooth » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:25:09

swishnicholson wrote:



Someone should tell her she has a little something on her face.


:-D

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby td11 » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:19:42

td11 wrote:Was in the McD drive thru line this morning and this lady in a truck is parked just to the side of the line like she's trying to cut in, which is absurd because there were like 4 cars in line total including me. So she just creeps up closer to cut in every time the next car rolls up to the mic and I'm just like wtf. My turn comes, I don't let her cut in front and she decides to roll her window down and start yelling at me. I roll my window down and she's saying something like, how come you cut me off like that, you seen me waiting here for a good 5 mins, just let me in. At this point there are 3 more cars behind me. I just repeatedly said, "this is the line" while pointing to the back of the line. She goes, well this is the line too. At which point I repeated the same line but with a "fucking" before line. She got really mad and made a face at me before screaming, "you're a terrorist, you're a fucking terrorist!!", and then drove off

Both cars behind and ahead of me were very nice and repeatedly said that not everyone is like that. Then the lady in front of me paid for my meal and so I paid for the lady behind me. Pretty solid morning

Coworker just sent me this lmao

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:22:20

td11 wrote:
td11 wrote:Was in the McD drive thru line this morning and this lady in a truck is parked just to the side of the line like she's trying to cut in, which is absurd because there were like 4 cars in line total including me. So she just creeps up closer to cut in every time the next car rolls up to the mic and I'm just like wtf. My turn comes, I don't let her cut in front and she decides to roll her window down and start yelling at me. I roll my window down and she's saying something like, how come you cut me off like that, you seen me waiting here for a good 5 mins, just let me in. At this point there are 3 more cars behind me. I just repeatedly said, "this is the line" while pointing to the back of the line. She goes, well this is the line too. At which point I repeated the same line but with a "fucking" before line. She got really mad and made a face at me before screaming, "you're a terrorist, you're a fucking terrorist!!", and then drove off

Both cars behind and ahead of me were very nice and repeatedly said that not everyone is like that. Then the lady in front of me paid for my meal and so I paid for the lady behind me. Pretty solid morning

Coworker just sent me this lmao

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:27:23

nice

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby CalvinBall » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:29:43

I'm laughing

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby td11 » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:30:36

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:30:55

wonder how many McMuffins she left behind

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:31:18

td11 wrote:
td11 wrote:Was in the McD drive thru line this morning and this lady in a truck is parked just to the side of the line like she's trying to cut in, which is absurd because there were like 4 cars in line total including me. So she just creeps up closer to cut in every time the next car rolls up to the mic and I'm just like wtf. My turn comes, I don't let her cut in front and she decides to roll her window down and start yelling at me. I roll my window down and she's saying something like, how come you cut me off like that, you seen me waiting here for a good 5 mins, just let me in. At this point there are 3 more cars behind me. I just repeatedly said, "this is the line" while pointing to the back of the line. She goes, well this is the line too. At which point I repeated the same line but with a "fucking" before line. She got really mad and made a face at me before screaming, "you're a terrorist, you're a fucking terrorist!!", and then drove off

Both cars behind and ahead of me were very nice and repeatedly said that not everyone is like that. Then the lady in front of me paid for my meal and so I paid for the lady behind me. Pretty solid morning

Coworker just sent me this lmao

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Hah! that's cool.

You're not actually a terrorist, right?
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby slugsrbad » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:31:43

td11 wrote:I am a dark complected man


GTL
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby slugsrbad » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:32:05

swishnicholson wrote:
td11 wrote:
td11 wrote:Was in the McD drive thru line this morning and this lady in a truck is parked just to the side of the line like she's trying to cut in, which is absurd because there were like 4 cars in line total including me. So she just creeps up closer to cut in every time the next car rolls up to the mic and I'm just like wtf. My turn comes, I don't let her cut in front and she decides to roll her window down and start yelling at me. I roll my window down and she's saying something like, how come you cut me off like that, you seen me waiting here for a good 5 mins, just let me in. At this point there are 3 more cars behind me. I just repeatedly said, "this is the line" while pointing to the back of the line. She goes, well this is the line too. At which point I repeated the same line but with a "fucking" before line. She got really mad and made a face at me before screaming, "you're a terrorist, you're a fucking terrorist!!", and then drove off

Both cars behind and ahead of me were very nice and repeatedly said that not everyone is like that. Then the lady in front of me paid for my meal and so I paid for the lady behind me. Pretty solid morning

Coworker just sent me this lmao

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Hah! that's cool.

You're not actually a terrorist, right?


Remember, you have to tell us the truth.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:32:22

Not my favorite ZZ Top song, if I'm being honest.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Bucky » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:34:58

td11 wrote:I am a dark complected man



Image

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:40:31

Bucky wrote:
td11 wrote:I am a dark complected man



Image


that's racist
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:50:42

No, that's The Rock
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:53:50

It doesn't matter what his name is.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby pacino » Fri Jun 17, 2016 13:56:44

That's cool
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Soren » Fri Jun 17, 2016 14:08:47

Wheels Tupay wrote:It doesn't matter what his name is.


that was pretty good.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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