RANDOM Acho Man Savage

by **td11** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 00:05:40

And bleeding out of every orifice are your innards which have melted

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 00:08:08

i said "i want to die" on a date not long ago and it did not elicit the laughter i was hoping for

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 00:09:55

watching Bourdain in Miami for The Layover. guys we gotta go to Miami

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 00:10:15

We're not in Liberia so they probably have some painkillers to help with the bleeding out stuff.

I was just thinking it sounds pretty unique, which is a plus, and it doesn't take forever, which is a bigger plus when looking for ways to pass away in an untimely fashion far too young. If I go in a car crash, that is a problem cause I think of myself as a good driver. A heart attack would be a strong argument against my sedentary lifestyle with a terrible diet and love of booze, and I wouldn't want to have that happen. Cancer takes a really long time. Ebola though, that sounds legit.

by **The Dude** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 00:12:05

can't remember if i mentioned it on here, but a couple of the big porn sites use miami condos as places to film. sometimes on the balconies. last time i was in miami, i was walking down the main strip, looked up, and saw a couple being filmed banging on a balcony overlooking the main drag. next morning, woke up and jogged on the beach, and recognized a porn star jogging topless. crazy down there

by **Bucky** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 00:55:06

jerseyhoya wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Yeah, I'm kinda thinking having something that feels worse than the flu and bleeding from every orifice isn't a pleasant way to die.

But would the Burlington County Times write a blurb about my unfulfilled dreams if I died of the flu? Probably not.

they'll need much more than a blurb AMIRITE

by **td11** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 07:20:57

jerseyhoya wrote:We're not in Liberia so they probably have some painkillers to help with the bleeding out stuff.

I was just thinking it sounds pretty unique, which is a plus, and it doesn't take forever, which is a bigger plus when looking for ways to pass away in an untimely fashion far too young. If I go in a car crash, that is a problem cause I think of myself as a good driver. A heart attack would be a strong argument against my sedentary lifestyle with a terrible diet and love of booze, and I wouldn't want to have that happen. Cancer takes a really long time. Ebola though, that sounds legit.

Well jerz you're my friend and I can only hope all your wishes come true

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 09:41:11

I hope my death is not unique. plain even

by **The B1G Piece** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:32:46

Barry Jive wrote:watching Bourdain in Miami for The Layover. guys we gotta go to Miami

dat ass

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:35:43

jerseyhoya wrote:We're not in Liberia so they probably have some painkillers to help with the bleeding out stuff.

I was just thinking it sounds pretty unique, which is a plus, and it doesn't take forever, which is a bigger plus when looking for ways to pass away in an untimely fashion far too young. If I go in a car crash, that is a problem cause I think of myself as a good driver. A heart attack would be a strong argument against my sedentary lifestyle with a terrible diet and love of booze, and I wouldn't want to have that happen. Cancer takes a really long time. Ebola though, that sounds legit.

I think getting shot in a drive by would work for you. That would probably make the paper.

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:36:08

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hope my death is not unique. plain even

I just want a quick death, long enough to know that, yup, this is the end, but not something that goes on and on. I think it would suck to die without knowing it was the end, kind of like reading a book and someone rips out the last hundred pages or so. THERES NO CONCLUSION, WTF?!

by **Soren** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:19:11

most people will die a long, painful and drawn out death. The "quick death" thing is not something that happens for most people. Most likely you'll spend weeks if not months having your ass wiped because you're too crippled by pain/cancer/seizures to get up and do it yourself.

by **Soren** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:19:54

by **JUburton** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:57:45

by the time we die (hopefully) we'll have a lot more right to die laws. that or my grandkid's gonna get me a bunch of heroin or something.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:58:16

god bless america

by **The Dude** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:59:34

just go to cali or vermont

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:13:22

hope to have 100k posts by the time i die.

by **Bucky** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 13:44:35

better step up the pace

by **pacino** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 14:34:20

Soren wrote:most people will die a long, painful and drawn out death. The "quick death" thing is not something that happens for most people. Most likely you'll spend weeks if not months having your ass wiped because you're too crippled by pain/cancer/seizures to get up and do it yourself.

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