I already gave them their money, I just have to bring in the camera card. I'm sure they give zero fucks, they got the 29.50 they want from me.

nah, man, thats a 4-month suspension, at least. take a picture of your current license, write over the exp. date with a black pen, then laminate it.

id would be surprised if they dont lock you up on the spot

shanghai yr ass

id would.

ugh i hate myself.

they're actually going to brand you with an iron while they make you stare at the picture of Corbett hanging on the wall

just got invited to an engagement party by someone at work. Pretty surprised bc you're usually invited to the wedding if you're invited to the engagement party and i'm not very close with this person

one of our interns just said she has never lost in mario kart.

that is probably the biggest lie i have ever heard.

call her ass out

oh i did. i called her delusional.

it's important to establish a culture of accountability in the office. I hope she learned something from her experience of being a fat fcking liar

or whoop her ass in the game

she said she will bring it in. me and two other pals said we will fuck her up in it.

she didnt even know the shortcuts in the handful of levels that have them.

so steamed.

What system we talking?

WheelsFellOff wrote:Mine expired in 2012

IDGAF

yea. mine was expired for like a year before I noticed. renewing it was no biggie

WheelsFellOff wrote:What system we talking?

n64

she's just trying to get attention from the boys

Probably the lone game I'm confident in is Mario Tennis on N64. My friend and I have never lost doubles against other humans. Pretty sure we'd be top 5 in the state.

tryna get the blue shell

has anyone heard of/participated in Leisure Sports Festival in Blue Bell. They have a Mario Kart tournament.