So, I have a dilemma. I'm desperately in need of a haircut, but I'm told that the place I usually go is now employing a one-armed hairdresser. I don't have a regular person I can ask for, so I'm sure to get the one-armed lady if I go in. I'm all for handicapped people doing their thing, but I don't know how she can effectively do that job without two hands. I can't just call and make an appointment with "anyone with two working hands," can I?
Who knows, maybe she's great at her job, and her appointments are all booked up anyway. So maybe I have nothing to worry about. Or maybe, she's great at her job and I'd be happy with the results. But I don't know if I can gamble with a haircut.
I don't want to shave my head again. What can I do?
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by Ramon Gris » Thu Mar 27, 2014 21:45:42
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by Werthless » Thu Mar 27, 2014 21:49:08
Ramon Gris wrote: I can't just call and make an appointment with "anyone with two working hands," can I?
1. make that request in person
2. have a buddy with a camera
3. post to youtube
4. steal underpants
5. ???
6. profit
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by jerseyhoya » Thu Mar 27, 2014 22:01:56
Ramon Gris wrote:So, I have a dilemma. I'm desperately in need of a haircut, but I'm told that the place I usually go is now employing a one-armed hairdresser. I don't have a regular person I can ask for, so I'm sure to get the one-armed lady if I go in. I'm all for handicapped people doing their thing, but I don't know how she can effectively do that job without two hands. I can't just call and make an appointment with "anyone with two working hands," can I?
Who knows, maybe she's great at her job, and her appointments are all booked up anyway. So maybe I have nothing to worry about. Or maybe, she's great at her job and I'd be happy with the results. But I don't know if I can gamble with a haircut.
I don't want to shave my head again. What can I do?
This is a great post
I am not sure what the solution is
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by mickbayne » Thu Mar 27, 2014 22:02:52
Corn Pops for dinner
Another day, another box of stolen pens.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by WheelsFellOff » Thu Mar 27, 2014 22:27:07
CalvinBall wrote:I shaved and left a gross mustache per my annual man weekend tradition. Tomorrow at work David Montgomery and a bunch of high ups from NBC will be at my office. I'm scared.
I require visual proof vis a vis the grossness of the alleged mustache, else I shall be forced to ask you to exit the premises in an excessively crude manner.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by Slowhand » Thu Mar 27, 2014 22:33:26
the grossest mustaches belong to those with blonde facial hair.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by slugsrbad » Thu Mar 27, 2014 22:46:57
mickbayne wrote:Corn Pops for dinner
Not sure how that helps the haircut dilemma, but I like where your heads at.
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by SK790 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 22:54:50
slugsrbad wrote:mickbayne wrote:Corn Pops for dinner
Not sure how that helps the haircut dilemma, but I like where your heads at.
he's gotta have his pops
I like teh waether
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by SK790 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 22:55:34
docsmooth's new avi is the best thing to happen to this board since chirp #realtalk
I like teh waether
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by mcare89 » Fri Mar 28, 2014 00:49:00
Trent Steele wrote:on my way to Vegas for my fantasy baseball weekend.
I'll be doing 6 drafts and 2 auctions in 3 days. My big draft (the Platinum) is Saturday night at 6 PT. $20,000 a team. The first 3 hours of the draft are being broadcast on SiriusXM Fantasy Sports so you can listen if you're into that kinda thing.
We do the random selection for draft spots tonight.
still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor from this
i didn't know this happened in real life
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by td11 » Fri Mar 28, 2014 09:44:04
yeah i had to log off after reading that post
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by Soren » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:16:34
$20K is more than 50% of my salary.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by Trent Steele » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:53:01
12th pick in a 15 team draft. Not ideal but won the big one last year from 14. We can do this.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by Woody » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:54:53
You can do it again, we believe in you.
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by td11 » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:55:17
Trent Steele wrote:12th pick in a 15 team draft. Not ideal but won the big one last year from 14. We can do this.
please start a thread and liveboard this
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by PrattRules » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:08:09
td11 wrote:Trent Steele wrote:12th pick in a 15 team draft. Not ideal but won the big one last year from 14. We can do this.
please start a thread and liveboard this
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by jamiethekiller » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:31:18
wait. you never told us you WON the BIG ONE?
please disclose dollar amount you won. thx
please disclose dollar amount you won. thx
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by swishnicholson » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:33:18
At an historical society dinner and the guy started talking about how good the library was at the art museum. Almost asked, "Oh, do you know a guy named houshmandzadeh?"
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by jamiethekiller » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:37:17
it may have worked
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Re: Random acts of violence, kindness, thoughts
by Trent Steele » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:41:27
jamiethekiller wrote:wait. you never told us you WON the BIG ONE?
please disclose dollar amount you won. thx
100k
Will try to liveboard it but will be hard
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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