River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Soren » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:57:02

Hey Josh I am so sorry for making stupid assumptions…….My brain just wasn’t functioning at all. I hope you didn’t get offended by what I said. Again, I am so sorry


I'm actually pretty amused by this.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:01:48

i worked at a boyscout camp for two weeks. i lived in this canvas tent and slept on a cot. had the whole place to myself. the other kitchen workers all lived right next to me.

i had this alarm clock that ran on batteries, because, you know, no electricity. the only thing it would play is the weather report read by that creepy monotone guy. the one that reports how high the seas are too if you have ever heard that. it is pretty scary to be honest.

anyways, i could never figure out how to turn the darn thing off. it just would go on long snoozes. the only way i could get it to go off was to take out the batteries.

i would come back to my tent after my shift and there would be several wawa crates inside it. my tent neighbors, thinking i was inside, would throw them at my tent in hopes that would get me to turn it off. but i was never there.

anyways, dont buy that alarm clock if you are looking for a replacement.

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby phatj » Tue Feb 25, 2014 12:52:01

Just cleaned my mouse and almost puked
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Feb 25, 2014 13:02:14

CalvinBall wrote:i worked at a boyscout camp for two weeks. i lived in this canvas tent and slept on a cot. had the whole place to myself. the other kitchen workers all lived right next to me.

i had this alarm clock that ran on batteries, because, you know, no electricity. the only thing it would play is the weather report read by that creepy monotone guy. the one that reports how high the seas are too if you have ever heard that. it is pretty scary to be honest.

anyways, i could never figure out how to turn the darn thing off. it just would go on long snoozes. the only way i could get it to go off was to take out the batteries.

i would come back to my tent after my shift and there would be several wawa crates inside it. my tent neighbors, thinking i was inside, would throw them at my tent in hopes that would get me to turn it off. but i was never there.

anyways, dont buy that alarm clock if you are looking for a replacement.


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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Feb 25, 2014 13:06:38

Houshphandzadeh wrote:was thinking of buying a new alarm clock because mine is 12 years old and the top looks like a Wild West Wanted poster. one I was thinking about has the temp on it and I thought that seemed really useful until I realized it's just the temperature in the room you're already in. the heck good is that

that seemed more interesting before I typed it out

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Soren » Tue Feb 25, 2014 13:06:58

phatj wrote:Just cleaned my mouse and almost puked


Yea. I try not to think about my keyboard/mouse at work. I eat all day.
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 25, 2014 13:27:17

Bill McNeal wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:i worked at a boyscout camp for two weeks. i lived in this canvas tent and slept on a cot. had the whole place to myself. the other kitchen workers all lived right next to me.

i had this alarm clock that ran on batteries, because, you know, no electricity. the only thing it would play is the weather report read by that creepy monotone guy. the one that reports how high the seas are too if you have ever heard that. it is pretty scary to be honest.

anyways, i could never figure out how to turn the darn thing off. it just would go on long snoozes. the only way i could get it to go off was to take out the batteries.

i would come back to my tent after my shift and there would be several wawa crates inside it. my tent neighbors, thinking i was inside, would throw them at my tent in hopes that would get me to turn it off. but i was never there.

anyways, dont buy that alarm clock if you are looking for a replacement.


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yeah fuck them though. i was responsible for unloading the dishwasher and the ass loading it would just push all the racks through. nothing would get clean and i couldnt unload and put away everything fast enough. he would get pissed and throw plates at me.

for two plus weeks i ate nothing but nature valley bars. it was awful.

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Woody » Tue Feb 25, 2014 14:01:13

boy scouts or burning man
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby azrider » Tue Feb 25, 2014 14:19:51

WheelsFellOff wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:was thinking of buying a new alarm clock because mine is 12 years old and the top looks like a Wild West Wanted poster. one I was thinking about has the temp on it and I thought that seemed really useful until I realized it's just the temperature in the room you're already in. the heck good is that

that seemed more interesting before I typed it out

I bought the Sony ICF-C218W a few years ago and it has served me well since. Has an internal battery to keep time through outages and automagically does daylight savings time, too. Use the amazon link if you aren't a terrible person.


Just another item replaced by my smart phone/ipad...

Alarm clock, gps, point and shoot camera, MP3 player, magazines in the bathroom...

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Tue Feb 25, 2014 14:20:55

slugsrbad wrote:
PTOITWCFTPP wrote:She loves my Civic so that's where we are starting


It'll be a Civic Union!

Done deal. 2012 used. Glad that's over

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Woody » Tue Feb 25, 2014 14:28:10

does your boyfriend do the cooking
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Tue Feb 25, 2014 14:30:50

I got her a good deal. Glad it's over, can't stress that enough

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Feb 25, 2014 15:48:04

what's the angle with spam phone calls that just hang up after a few seconds

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby jamiethekiller » Tue Feb 25, 2014 15:49:54

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what's the angle with spam phone calls that just hang up after a few seconds


its a scamming thing. been some alerts about them on the web.

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Eem » Tue Feb 25, 2014 15:55:12

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what's the angle with spam phone calls that just hang up after a few seconds

Apparently the word is they want you to call back and it charges an exorbitant amount of money to put a call through to them
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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Feb 25, 2014 15:56:10

interesante, thanks

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 25, 2014 16:02:25

none of my atomic clocks are updating anymore

i wonder if they shut off teh transmitter as part of the sequester


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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 25, 2014 16:24:45

have to be in the hospital at noon tomorrow. surgery at 2. cant eat or drink anything after midnight tonight. eating fine. but fuck if i cant have a glass of water.

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Slowhand » Tue Feb 25, 2014 16:30:52

Just think of all the weight you'll lose

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Re: River City RANDOM Thoughts Therdt

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 25, 2014 16:32:14

oh shush. it won't kill you. OK, maybe it will kill you. but it won't hurt me at all.

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