So my wife met Housh at the ALA conference that's going on right now. I swear to God that the first thing she said to me was that she didn't realize it was him at first because she thought he was supposed to be black.

I lol'd

Monkeyboy wrote:So my wife met Housh at the ALA conference that's going on right now. I swear to God that the first thing she said to me was that she didn't realize it was him at first because she thought he was supposed to be black.

I lol'd

Black Ryan. Will never be able to shake it

the new karn

barry jive's pizza story reminds me of when i drank a shot of the suicide sauce at the wild wing cafe my senior year of high school. i almost immediately threw up in a nearby empty water pitcher and calmly filled it right to the top. our waiter showed me the way through the kitchen (because no one was willing to bus our table at that point), and i disposed of it in the dumpster. we went bowling at colonial hills that night and my name was supposed to be "pitcher of puke", but it wouldn't fit on the screen. i think it shortened to "pitcher of p". either way, i was announced (a la "norm") at parties as "pitcher of puke" at parties for the rest of high school. i was 17.

many years later, i was drinking and playing darts underneath brighthouse field with one of its architects and several members of the FO. the drinks were free, and i overestimated my darts skills- losing 40 dollars in the process. my friend and i were hungry, and snack bags of Lay's weren't quite cutting it. we walked across the parking lot to buffalo wild wings and ordered. an entire morning/ afternoon/ early evening of drinking caught up with me, and i filled my empty souvenir cup with some of those free drinks. once again, there was no spillage. i took it to the bathroom with me, made a comfy pillow and mattress out of paper towels, and fell asleep on the floor of that handicapped-accessible stall. my friend checked on me roughly every 10 minutes and asked if i wanted my wings boxed up. i slept for about 45 minutes before making my way outside. he walked to get the car while i slept like a homeless person on the bench near the entrance. i was 30.

We've all been there.

I'm just light-skinned

beyonce's ass looks better than ever

At this point in my life, I should really have more than one suit.

Get one with two pairs of pants.

Might get a tailored suit. Why not? Are Men's Wearhouse or Joseph A. Bank frowned upon?

PrattRules wrote:Might get a tailored suit. Why not? Are Men's Wearhouse or Joseph A. Bank frowned upon?

They're fine. If you're not wearing one every day, there's no reason to spend a ton of money. Jos A. Bank has great deals--buy 1 get 2 free and such. I did get a pretty nice suit with two pants there. They have several different price points. I'd guess Men's Wearhouse would be similar, I don't know if they have the high end that Jos A. Bank does.

I think men's wearhouse just pulled off a hostile takeover of JAB, so they're gonna be identical soon

jab deal is a ripoff as they make you buy first suit at full price (~$900). but yes get a suit that fits well. see so many dudes at weddings swimming jackets and stepping on their pants.

z ipper wrote:jab deal is a ripoff as they make you buy first suit at full price (~$900). but yes get a suit that fits well. see so many dudes at weddings swimming jackets and stepping on their pants.

THIS THIS THIS.

PrattRules wrote:Might get a tailored suit. Why not? Are Men's Wearhouse or Joseph A. Bank frowned upon?

Suit Supply at 16th and Locust.

http://us.suitsupply.com/en_US/suits

And yes, a $200 suit that fits will be way better than an $800 one that doesn't.

Whoopi just said (in the Bieber context) that a. 14 blood alcohol was "barely measurable". FFS. And nobody on the show corrected her - not even the producers in her ear.

In related news, waiting in the orthopods office with my mom, and the waiting room is full of ice slip-and-falls...

he's 19. isn't a 0.01 considered illegal?


*edited cause i forogt a 0*