We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jan 02, 2014 17:59:55

My wife was induced for both of our kids. First one was scheduled. We went in at 8 am and our son was born at about 4 pm. The second was a surprise induction and they started the drip at about 5pm and our daughter was born at about 1 am. Between the two deliveries my wife pushed a total of about 4 times. Ymmv.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 02, 2014 19:09:33

I have some chicken that expired yesterday. Smelled it before cooking it and it seemed fine. Now that I'm cooking it, it smells a bit questionable. See you on the other side, friends.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby phatj » Thu Jan 02, 2014 19:36:44

Bill McNeal wrote:My wife was induced for both of our kids. First one was scheduled. We went in at 8 am and our son was born at about 4 pm. The second was a surprise induction and they started the drip at about 5pm and our daughter was born at about 1 am. Between the two deliveries my wife pushed a total of about 4 times. Ymmv.

Pretty close to our experience, as well.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Woody » Thu Jan 02, 2014 19:39:51

Yeah our second came firing out like a bad snap during the Snow Bowl

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby pacino » Thu Jan 02, 2014 19:40:52

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Jan 02, 2014 19:41:32

Woody wrote:Yeah our second came firing out like a bad snap during the Snow Bowl


That is quite the graphic.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby mcare89 » Thu Jan 02, 2014 20:04:57

Woody wrote:Yeah our second came firing out like a bad snap during the Snow Bowl

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby phatj » Thu Jan 02, 2014 20:06:34

beat me to it
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby laf837 » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:23:04

All c-sections. Only way to fly.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby phatj » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:32:25

My wife would recommend the fast and easy (as such things go) vaginal birth. Much quicker recovery and no scar. Of course, you can't exactly order that from a menu.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:39:12

Wheels Tupay wrote:
Woody wrote:Yeah our second came firing out like a bad snap during the Snow Bowl


That is quite the graphic.


I wasn't grossed out at all during either of my kids births, honestly I don't remember the gory details at all, just seeing my kids for the first time. HOWEVER, there was this Lamaze video they showed us where there this baby comes out head first and them the arms come out, and it was like some snapped bailing wire off a bundle of springs. I mean there is stuff flying all over the place, it's chilling.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:40:22

Bill McNeal wrote:
Wheels Tupay wrote:
Woody wrote:Yeah our second came firing out like a bad snap during the Snow Bowl


That is quite the graphic.


I wasn't grossed out at all during either of my kids births, honestly I don't remember the gory details at all, just seeing my kids for the first time. HOWEVER, there was this Lamaze video they showed us where there this baby comes out head first and them the arms come out, and it was like some snapped bailing wire off a bundle of springs. I mean there is stuff flying all over the place, it's chilling.


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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Bucky » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:41:57

it was fine, except nobody warned me about AFTERBIRTH

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby drsmooth » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:43:07

are babies really that random, people

besides there's a poop-talk thread meant for this sort of thing
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby The Dude » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:44:04

Bucky wrote:it was fine, except nobody warned me about AFTERBIRTH


ha so true. that was the most shocking part of the day for me. looked like a 10 pound bag of blood
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:44:04

Bucky wrote:it was fine, except nobody warned me about AFTERBIRTH


Haha, yeah, watching a doctor massage your wife's stomach to help her push that out is a disturbing experience. Luckily for me, both times I was preoccupied with our child away from direct line of sight.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby CFP » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:55:11

Grote managed to post this in the thread about clicking the Amazon link on the main board somehow, but here goes:

Grotewold wrote:Surprise C-section, I saw the blood and almost passed out, but he's here and all are well


Congrats!

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Grotewold » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:56:17

laf837 wrote:All c-sections. Only way to fly.


For us too, it turned out suddenly. Was scared shitless, saw the blood and almost passed out. But he's here and all are well

DeSean has been a tough sell though

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Grotewold » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:56:55

CFP wrote:Grote managed to post this in the thread about clicking the Amazon link on the main board somehow, but here goes:

Grotewold wrote:Surprise C-section, I saw the blood and almost passed out, but he's here and all are well


Congrats!


Dad brain farts already

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Bucky » Thu Jan 02, 2014 21:59:15

Congrats again Grote!

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