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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Mar 08, 2013 16:12:50

All the travel is advice is "OMG Don't drive" and I was like C'mon, I'm from Jersey--I don't like driving on 22, but I can. Then I saw the videos.
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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby PrattRules » Fri Mar 08, 2013 16:58:08

What's the deal with dishing out 7 life sentences?
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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby smitty » Fri Mar 08, 2013 17:02:03

Served Consecutively or concurrently?

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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby Bucky » Fri Mar 08, 2013 17:03:04

makes sense if the convicted is a cat

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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 08, 2013 17:05:30

I made that joke but I deleted it

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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Mar 08, 2013 17:05:49

Or a Buddhist.

Or a Buddhist cat.
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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby Werthless » Fri Mar 08, 2013 17:12:45

jamiethekiller wrote:hope your car has a dash cam

Bring a baseball bat, too. That seems to be important.

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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby Bucky » Fri Mar 08, 2013 17:21:43

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I made that joke but I deleted it


i understand, it takes some guts to bring the edgy comedy

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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby phatj » Fri Mar 08, 2013 18:28:02

I finally got my car back today. Seems good as new, and they even cleaned it! The other insurance company accepted liability as expected.
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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby drsmooth » Fri Mar 08, 2013 18:29:38

1 wrote:nights. my mistake.

i'm on the phone with yahoo small business domain support. wish me luck.


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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby drsmooth » Fri Mar 08, 2013 18:34:23

Bucky wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:I made that joke but I deleted it


i understand, it takes some guts to bring the edgy comedy


what's catgut go for these days? And do they really string violins with it?
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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby Slowhand » Fri Mar 08, 2013 18:58:03

Friday night. I think this means Pizza Night!
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri Mar 08, 2013 19:48:53

Welp, broke two toes today. How did I manage to do that? Well, I have this little anvil in my home workshop and I dropped it when moving it from the workbench. Yes, I dropped a frikkin' ANVIL on my toes. My life has become a Wile E Coyote cartoon.
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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Mar 08, 2013 19:53:59

I bet that fucking hurt.

/captain obvious

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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Mar 08, 2013 20:56:12

One of my old high school kids got engaged in France today. She is 20. Just kill me.

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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby The Savior » Fri Mar 08, 2013 21:01:13

you have a 20 year old kid?
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby Napalm » Fri Mar 08, 2013 21:03:00

you have multiple old high school kids?

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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby td11 » Fri Mar 08, 2013 22:21:38

CalvinBall wrote:One of my old high school kids got engaged in France today. She is 20. Just kill me.


the one that got away..
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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Mar 08, 2013 22:29:59

td11 wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:One of my old high school kids got engaged in France today. She is 20. Just kill me.


the one that got away..

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Re: Random thoughts, mostly about junk food

Postby CalvinBall » Sat Mar 09, 2013 01:59:10

I was her youth group leader basically

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