Doll Is Mine wrote:

Bucky wrote:i heard if you have those fake (?) testicles hanging from your hitch mount that means you're gay. DiM can you please advise.

I'm not exactly sure what a hitch mount is. Is it a sex toy?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:also is it one earring in the right ear or the left?

Woody wrote:packin a hemi

BigEd76 wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:also is it one earring in the right ear or the left?

right

Bucky wrote:

IN THE blink of an eye Wednesday, an aggravated-assault trial was derailed on its first day after the victim's glass eye popped out on the witness stand.

Right into his hand.

Jurors gasped as a weeping John "Big Red" Huttick caught his fake peeper. Defense attorney Eileen Hurley demanded a mistrial, which Common Pleas Judge Robert P. Coleman granted.

"It was shocking and unexpected. He caught it in his hand and sort of held it there," Hurley said.

The mistrial was needed because, she said, "something as disruptive as that is a bell that could not be unrung. It could cause the jury to have undue sympathy for [Huttick] and undue prejudice to the defendant."

The defendant, Matthew Brunelli, 23, is accused of punching Huttick in the left eye so hard during a bar fight in August 2011 that the eye had to be surgically removed.

Hurley said she had at least two witnesses who would have testified that Brunelli punched Huttick once in self-defense after being grabbed in a bear hug and kneed in the groin.

"This is a self-defense case. The complainant is 6-3, 315 pounds. He has over 100 pounds on Mr. Brunelli," Hurley said.

She and the prosecutor, Assistant District Attorney Mark Gilson, don't see eye-to-eye on whether Brunelli used a weapon.

Gilson contends that Brunelli hit Huttick with a sharp object, likely a car key.

"His left eye was punctured, his retina detached and there was a laceration above his eyebrow," said Gilson, who added that a seven-day stay at Wills Eye Hospital could not save Huttick's eye.