Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby SK790 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 16:50:20

that's the plan
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby BDawk » Wed Oct 17, 2012 16:51:43

Woody wrote:take mine off to play softball, and pick up chicks. but that's about it

From what most of my married friends tell me the picking up chicks might be easier if you leave the ring on.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Oct 17, 2012 17:39:40

Bill McNeal wrote:I'm married and I pretty much never take my ring off. I think golfing or lifting weights are about the only times I do, and I haven't golfed in like 2 years, but I do go to the gym, usually just for cardio though.



Same. If you take your ring off for any reason not related to sports, you generally do so with malice aforethought.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby phatj » Wed Oct 17, 2012 18:05:30

I'm on my third wedding ring now. I lost the first in the Pacific Ocean while on vacation in Hawaii, the second in the Schuylkill River during a triathlon. I've learned my lesson about wearing it during sports (including, obviously, swimming, whether competitive or not). The second time I lost it, I went 3.5 years before I got a replacement.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Bucky » Wed Oct 17, 2012 18:11:41

I only put my wedding ring on when I put a suit on. So pretty much only for other weddings.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Woody » Wed Oct 17, 2012 18:45:34

BDawk wrote:
Woody wrote:take mine off to play softball, and pick up chicks. but that's about it

From what most of my married friends tell me the picking up chicks might be easier if you leave the ring on.


nah that's bullshit. but maybe they're more handsome
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Slowhand » Wed Oct 17, 2012 18:49:42

I honestly don't even know if my parents have wedding rings because I've never seen them. Maybe they just have an "understanding".

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Oct 17, 2012 18:52:40

Slowhand wrote:I honestly don't even know if my parents have wedding rings because I've never seen them. Maybe they just have an "understanding".

You are the bastard son of a common law marriage.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby The Dude » Wed Oct 17, 2012 18:58:35

i've definitely noticed women interested once seeing the ring. could be bc i'm so damn handsome though
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Oct 17, 2012 19:13:26

z ipper wrote:% of married guys that wear a wedding ring at least most of the time?

I hate wearing jewelry etc, so essentially, like my watch, put it on when I leave the house, take it off when home.

Same can be said about my pants.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby PrattRules » Wed Oct 17, 2012 19:38:16

My car's driver side window won't go down. Sucks to need gas in Jersey with this development.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby The B1G Piece » Wed Oct 17, 2012 21:03:16

At least when you fart in the car, you already have a window down.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby PrattRules » Wed Oct 17, 2012 21:17:58

But it's up.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby PrattRules » Wed Oct 17, 2012 21:19:42

And who hates the smell of their own fart?
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby td11 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 21:25:19

i analyze mine for health alarms
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby The B1G Piece » Wed Oct 17, 2012 21:33:38

PrattRules wrote:And who hates the smell of their own fart?

You make a valid point.

I also can't read.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Wheels Tupay » Wed Oct 17, 2012 22:38:54

Don't beat yourself up. Reading is hard, pal.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby SK790 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 22:52:43

Spent an hour on the phone trying to get Compaq to send me the new HD. I know some people are tech morons so they have to go through all of the troubleshooting, but when I come right and tell you that I've run diagnostics and tried system restore and tried changing the BIOS settings and my error message literally says "hard drive failure imminent", don't spend an hour making me do all of those things again while i'm talking on the phone with you. had to ask for a manager after the 3rd time he told me to run diagnostics(diagnostics screen wouldn't even pop up).

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby drsmooth » Wed Oct 17, 2012 22:56:14

Compaq is still in business?

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby SK790 » Wed Oct 17, 2012 23:29:08

they sold me a shitty hold-over computer that i plan to upgrade the parts on once i have some spare cash.
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