man, that's a scam since old days

The Dude wrote:as long as mid-wives are around c-sections will be optional.

What is a mid-wife?

Maybe that would have been a better option for me

they are an advanced practice nurse, masters or doctoral level, that deliver babies and can act as OBGYN

The Dude wrote:they are an advanced practice nurse, masters or doctoral level, that deliver babies and can act as OBGYN

Ah. In my mind I envisioned a marriage but with sex and NFL Red Zone

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I still want to know why pacino likes to pee all day

Feels like I'm cleaning out my system

pacino wrote:Feels like I'm cleaning out my system

Come fast with me

(evenings to 11am)

pacino wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I still want to know why pacino likes to pee all day

Feels like I'm cleaning out my system

Have you tried douching?

Doll Is Mine wrote:

Soren wrote:

Doll Is Mine wrote:

Soren wrote:my experience with smells is that taking clothes off is a mistake.

For women. That's because sissy is stinky.

wut would you know of the NECTAR OF GODS

I'm gay, not asexual. I enjoy the company of women occasionally.

Doesn't that make you bi, not gay? That's like a straight guy saying he loves a cock every now and again but he's straight.

just drink a lot of water then. you're adding gross shit from the coffee

pacino wrote:

Doll Is Mine wrote:

Soren wrote:

Doll Is Mine wrote:

Soren wrote:my experience with smells is that taking clothes off is a mistake.

For women. That's because sissy is stinky.

wut would you know of the NECTAR OF GODS

I'm gay, not asexual. I enjoy the company of women occasionally.

Doesn't that make you bi, not gay? That's like a straight guy saying he loves a cock every now and again but he's straight.

Bisexuality is a myth. You're either gay or you're, well, the other. I like cock. I play with pussy cause it's there when cock is not.

Doll Is Mine wrote:I play with pussy cause it's there when cock is not.

Don't beat around the bush, DiM

COT DAMN OPEN BOOK

julio is having a heart attack right now

I'm banned. What's up at stuffed shirts

Grotewold wrote:Come fast with me

I'm not sure this even belongs in the double entendre thread.

pacino wrote:I'm banned. What's up at stuffed shirts

I meant the non-G-rated very gay friendly talk here

swishnicholson wrote:

Grotewold wrote:Come fast with me

I'm not sure this even belongs in the double entendre thread.

if it was entered there as well as here it would be double-entered

which observation, it seems, should also be entered there

bunch of preverts around here.

BigEd76 wrote:

pacino wrote:I'm banned. What's up at stuffed shirts

I meant the non-G-rated very gay friendly talk here

You're right. I've used the word 'pussy' enough for today.