after I saw the Irish prisoners smearing their feces all over their own cell walls in Hunger, I'm pretty good on shit stories for a while

fuck you guys, srsly

fuck you!

no u

you guys read some weird shit.

wish i remembered where I saw that noodle fucker story. probably another board

Weaning ourselves off the horrible roommate debauchery, I always heard how people would call into radio stations for free tickets, write to companies for free shit, etc., yet I never met anyone who actually did that stuff until the last few months. Within these last few months, my co-worker told me he:

- Wrote to Purdue Chicken because he was shorted 2 pieces of chicken in the individually wrapped packages and received a dollar check.
- Refused to shop at Target after they didn't give him any money for slipping on a wet floor.
- Thought it would be a good idea to hop from happy hour to happy hour, so he'll never have to cook again, and get a good deal.
- Called customer service for almost every product he uses.

i do that shit all the time. if i didn't i would probably kill people on kelly drive

I did that for a little bit when we first arrived in Northumberland. We complained to Perkins because they sat us and didn't take our order for like 45 min. We were one of two tables with people. I also complained to Wendy's because they perpetually put cheese on Michelle's singles, and she is allergic to the stuff. I think cheese slice #10 was the one that broke the straw's back.

Could really use a nice Dim Sum Garden meal.

TGIF!

I used to work in a kitchen so I don't complain ever

Friend sent a complaint to a hot sauce company (think it was Crystal) saying she got a bottle that tasted kinda strange. They sent her the largest size bottle they sell.

Grotewold wrote:I used to work in a kitchen so I don't complain ever

in my relatively brief experience working in a restaurant, i was amazed at how undeservedly shitty some people treat waitstaff

my cousin mose wrote:

Grotewold wrote:I used to work in a kitchen so I don't complain ever

in my relatively brief experience working in a restaurant, i was amazed at how undeservedly shitty some people treat waitstaff

I meant that more from the revenge angle, but yeah

yeah i'm with you; and was just saying i'm the same way. unless you openly masterbate in my food (and even then i award points for showmanship), i don't plan on complaining

saw some guy last night go the wrong direction down Chestnut then make a right onto 21st headed North and 21st goes South

hope you made it, dude!

Day four of what turns out is strep throat. Really hungry but swallowing hurts I might kill someone