Youseff wrote:I slept 10 hours Friday during the day, then 13 hours Friday night to Saturday morning, and then 12 hours last night. So that means in the last 55 hours I've been sleeping during 35 of them. WTF is wrong with me?

Mono. CFS. Epstein Barre.

Youseff wrote:I slept 10 hours Friday during the day, then 13 hours Friday night to Saturday morning, and then 12 hours last night. So that means in the last 55 hours I've been sleeping during 35 of them. WTF is wrong with me?

Wrong? I call that living the dream.

Don't know what was worse today. Sitting through that Phils game or being asked by the really dirty girl next to me if I wanted to hook up in her car. I didn't.

#humblebrag

PrattRules wrote:Don't know what was worse today. Sitting through that Phils game or being asked by the really dirty girl next to me if I wanted to hook up in her car. I didn't.

Dirty as in grimy, or dirty as in perverted?

Swiggers wrote:

PrattRules wrote:Don't know what was worse today. Sitting through that Phils game or being asked by the really dirty girl next to me if I wanted to hook up in her car. I didn't.

Dirty as in grimy, or dirty as in perverted?

She may have been the epitome of grimy. Also, she didn't tip the beer guy. Major problem.

What do I do if the Phillies suck?

I forget.

Duck wings at varga bar...oh boy

ek wrote:i was not aware that Wonka candy existed in real life

you didn't have nerds, gobstoppers, etc as a kid? Jesus Christ how old are you?

You're supposed to tip the beer guy?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:You're supposed to tip the beer guy?

I tip all the vendors. Not a lot, but you gotta get them something, even if it's just the quarter.

hurt my lower back on a totally harmless shot in a game of HORSE yesterday (left-handed twelve footer). I'm not immobile but it hurts and things like putting on pants are now fun mindbenders. feel like such an old man. might feed my self-pity with a burger and fries, though, so there is some upside

if I do go to Shake Shack, I will forgo their $2.40 fountain soda for a $1.50 coke from the convenience store. if that is cheap, then I am cheap

If one has to lock oneself out of one's car, a state park is the best place to do it.

I'd prefer my house, or maybe the dealership where I got the car

no, that is somewhat wise. Fountain soda is just about the most overpriced stuff in the world. It's more expensive than gasoline. Bottled soda bought individually isn't far behind. You should grab 12 packs on sale and take one with you (or just keep it at home if you intend to take your burger back there). I carry a 12 pack of DMD in my car at all times. 2 egg mcmuffins=$3. Would be close to 5 bucks if I had to buy a drink too. 2 whopper juniors=$2. No beverage necessary. I got used to drinking them warm a long time ago, when a co-worker complained to HR about a mini-fridge I kept under my desk.

I'm not so great at delaying gratification, so if I bought a 12 pack I'd probably have one every day or other day until they were gone. maybe if I had a garage or somewhere to put them, but they would always literally be within 20 feet of me when I'm home

or maybe I should just make myself learn to like the diet stuff so it isn't such a big deal

Fuck that person who complained

mini-fridges are serious business

You don't know WHAT he could have been keeping in there. Or WHO.