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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Soren » Fri May 18, 2012 13:51:26

Barry Jive wrote:laughing at the mentally ill is our god-given right, I just don't like when people actively #$!&@ with them

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby The B1G Piece » Fri May 18, 2012 14:17:12

Barry Jive wrote:watch the video on this story. this dude is out of his fucking mind and it's hilarious (NSFW language censored)

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/0 ... nter-city/

I know we talked about this before, but those people can get skull-fucked.

The better question, did the guy order his pizza with thin crust?

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby phatj » Fri May 18, 2012 14:25:43

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
td11 wrote:
drsmooth wrote:these are asses? disappointing

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i like 'em

ya really

But I like BIG butts
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 18, 2012 14:30:50

I just remembered I have a full hoagie in the fridge. way to do myself a favor

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Fri May 18, 2012 14:34:56

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
td11 wrote:
drsmooth wrote:these are asses? disappointing

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i like 'em

ya really

pah

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 18, 2012 14:35:45

me too

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Fri May 18, 2012 14:36:27

Barry Jive wrote:not really sure what my move for lunch is but i gotta figure it out really soon


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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Fri May 18, 2012 14:39:43

Pretty cool story re Franklin and Marshall

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom ... n-marshall
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 18, 2012 14:50:11

I'm just processing that Diana Ross and Donna Summer are different people

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Soren » Fri May 18, 2012 14:56:11

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm just processing that Diana Ross and Donna Summer are different people

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby td11 » Fri May 18, 2012 16:39:34

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/0 ... more-71608
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Fri May 18, 2012 16:47:14

NBC weather lady looking extra fine.

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Bakestar » Fri May 18, 2012 18:27:00

Trent Steele wrote:Pretty cool story re Franklin and Marshall

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom ... n-marshall


Fun fact, my dad was the first person to spot a "Franklin & Marshall" shirt when he took a student group to Italy back in 1999. Took a photo, sent it to the school.

As an alum, it really seems like the school is being reamed on whatever "licensing deal" they made. This is a HUGE COMPANY in Europe. Although to be fair, it's good that the school now has oversight on the ad campaigns, which were a little American Apparel quasi-pornish back in the day.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 18, 2012 18:29:41



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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Fri May 18, 2012 19:22:38

Dad told me he would be home before 7:30 to watch my little brother. Friend is picking me up at 7:45. Dad still not home. Tried calling him but no answer. Getting worried.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Fri May 18, 2012 19:37:09

A little more nervous.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri May 18, 2012 19:51:27

Dad make it yet? Friend there?
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby The Dude » Fri May 18, 2012 20:31:03

i think more people would play golf if they knew you basically drink beer and smoke weed and chase a ball around
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri May 18, 2012 20:56:11

The Dude wrote:i think more people would play golf if they knew you basically drink beer and smoke weed and chase a ball around

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Fri May 18, 2012 21:59:06

+ 3.14

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