Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

by **PrattRules** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:44:12

My goal is to not work, get paid, and get laid by different women every day without the threat of venereal diseases.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:44:43

thats a fantasy not a goal

by **PrattRules** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:45:53

I don't see how they differentiate. My goal is live a fantasy. Yours is to have jerseyhoya work beneath you.

by **Grotewold** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:46:13

PrattRules wrote:My goal is to not work, get paid, and get laid by different women every day without the threat of venereal diseases.

Bartender will get you 75% there. For the last one, try spoons of horseradish

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:47:49

i think me and jerseyhoya could be both a hilarious and competent real life duo.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:48:23

The Nightman Cometh wrote:my goal is to one day hire jerseyhoya to work under me in a wasteful yet well compensated government position and make him submit to random breathalyzer tests at work.

wouldnt that be neat

I only drink at night unless it's a special occasion like a Saturday

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:52:32

but still, are you sober in the morning anyway? that is the question

by **Bucky** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:53:04

my goal is to find a cure for irony and make a fool out of god

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:53:41

by **td11** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:54:24

PrattRules wrote:I don't see how they differentiate. My goal is live a fantasy. Yours is to have jerseyhoya work beneath you.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:54:27

I wish things were a little less irony and a little more zincy

by **td11** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:54:43

Houshphandzadeh wrote:my g

quality post

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:57:19

Also does anyone remember Surge? By far my favorite soda ever. That needs to come back.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:57:38

I'm feeling a nap in my future. I went grocery shopping and have worked for a couple hours already today. Takes it out of you.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:58:41

Unless I was out till like 4 in the morning the last night a nap generally means I don't sleep that night.

by **PrattRules** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 14:59:36

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Unless I was out till like 4 in the morning the last night a nap generally means I don't sleep that night.

Aren't you in college? Napping is essential.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 15:00:51

I average between 4-6 hours of sleep per day. I'll sleep when I'm dead.

by **Bucky** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 15:02:13

The Nightman Cometh wrote:I average between 4-6 hours of sleep per day. I'll sleep when I'm dead.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 15:03:46

Bucky wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:I average between 4-6 hours of sleep per day. I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Can't tell if you are mocking me or agreeing with me. Anywho.

by **td11** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 15:07:20

usually when someone just quotes you verbatim it means they are agreeing with you. you know these things.

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