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by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:22:44

I'll never know if anyone heard that fart

by **WheelsFellOff** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:26:31

Jesus did, and he is very disappointed.

by **pacino** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:27:06

luckily jesus speaks another language so he can't tell anyone

by **WheelsFellOff** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:27:45

iAy carumba!

by **Bakestar** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:43:00

turdwhispers

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:44:12

Shhhhhhh...hush…so you can hear the whispers. They are not like the poundings of the surf, nor the banging of a drum. Not even akin to the quiet murmurings of a mother singing her infant to sleep. They are silent subtleties... but they are there…can you hear them?…tilt your head closer, just like that…here they come again…ah, subtle whispers in the wind…

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:44:50

what kind of POS mom would sing and murmur at the same time

by **The Dude** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:47:53

they used to call my mom Murmerone

by **PrattRules** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:05:32

I shouldn't have drunk as much as I did last night. Now I won't be able to drink as much this afternoon. I usually need at least 15 hours to recover.

by **Eem** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:06:19

PrattRules wrote:I shouldn't have drunk as much as I did last night. Now I won't be able to drink as much this afternoon. I usually need at least 15 hours to recover.

Ya goofed

by **Grotewold** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:06:32

water, dog. last sunday i had jose cuervo trampolining from my stomach to my head, but I drowned him in four liters of water

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:07:13

I haven't done a single lick of work yet

by **The Dude** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:09:23

think i'm going to drown this cuervo and beer in a devil's alley burger and beer

by **Eem** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:09:52

Man fuck tequila

by **Bakestar** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:10:15

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Shhhhhhh...hush…so you can hear the whispers. They are not like the poundings of the surf, nor the banging of a drum. Not even akin to the quiet murmurings of a mother singing her infant to sleep. They are silent subtleties... but they are there…can you hear them?…tilt your head closer, just like that…here they come again…ah, subtle whispers in the wind…

I think that might be the worst paragraph written in the history of the English language.

by **PrattRules** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:10:32

Fuck it. I'm drinking my ass off. 29.99 all you can eat and drink. I gotta suck it up. This should be my last post of the day until I come home, black out, and post on the drunk threat.

by **Grotewold** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:11:03

PrattRules wrote:#$&! it. I'm drinking my ass off. 29.99 all you can eat and drink. I gotta suck it up. This should be my last post of the day until I come home, black out, and post on the drunk threat.

might wanna leave your keys and blood type

by **pacino** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:11:28

man, i couldnt find my shirt and finally realized i was sitting on it

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:11:49

PRATT R.

pick me up

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:12:42

Bakestar wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Shhhhhhh...hush…so you can hear the whispers. They are not like the poundings of the surf, nor the banging of a drum. Not even akin to the quiet murmurings of a mother singing her infant to sleep. They are silent subtleties... but they are there…can you hear them?…tilt your head closer, just like that…here they come again…ah, subtle whispers in the wind…

I think that might be the worst paragraph written in the history of the English language.

hush........

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