elderly woman behind the counter in a small RANDOM town

by **pacino** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 16:58:55

A Hamburg patrolman who was responding to investigate a domestic dispute got on his radio and frantically called for help, saying someone was shooting at him from the house and that he was pinned down and could not get to his rifle. Investigators said the gunman was firing an M-1 Garand rifle, which is a military weapon.

is this a movie?

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 21:52:15

I'm pretty pessimistic about colleges right now.

I think I want to transfer toLa Salle but I have no idea whether most of my credits will transfer from county (in NJ) or what the hell my gpa will be after they decide which classes will.

Freaking out.

I have no desire to go to college in NJ.

by **jerseyhoya** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 22:16:34

Three of the five most recent "waahhhh Eagles" statuses on my news feed reference the Phillies as a measure of self consolation and one of the other two people has Cliff Lee as his picture.

by **drsmooth** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 22:24:46

jerseyhoya wrote:Three of the five most reason waahhhh Eagles statuses on my news feed reference the Phillies as a measure of self consolation and one of the other two people has Cliff Lee as his picture.

good going; that entire sentence is random

by **jerseyhoya** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 22:26:11

I haven't even had a drink. Recent, not reason. The rest makes sense I think.

by **drsmooth** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 22:28:10

I may just give this impending Onion ESPN SportsCenter spoof a look:

NY Times wrote:Sound bites from news conferences convey the frequent banality of the real thing. Heart-tugging features (like one about a dying girl, a Phillies fan, whose last wish is to brutally heckle Mets third baseman David Wright) capitalize on every familiar, mawkish note.

am I likely to "get" much of it even if I hardly ever watch ESPN, let alone SportsCenter?

well ok, as much as I "get" anything?

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 22:35:55

Hey I posted that so someone could console me and say something like 'Don't worry lil buddy all your credits will transfer because x"

someone do it god damnit

by **drsmooth** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 22:49:21

jerseyhoya wrote:I haven't even had a drink. Recent, not reason. The rest makes sense I think.

as you well know, little things can make big differences

like removing a company's name from its logo. What's Starbucks thinking?

Bad move Howard. Fine, you want to move beyond coffee; so just delete "Coffee".

by **BigEd76** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 22:52:19

I LIFT THINGS UP AND PUT THEM DOWN

by **drsmooth** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 22:53:46

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Hey I posted that so someone could console me and say something like 'Don't worry lil buddy all your credits will transfer because x"

someone do it god damnit

all in all

it's just another brick in the wall

does that help?

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 22:58:01

No it doesn't smoothy but I do appreciate the effort.

by **phatj** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 00:44:02

pacino wrote:
A Hamburg patrolman who was responding to investigate a domestic dispute got on his radio and frantically called for help, saying someone was shooting at him from the house and that he was pinned down and could not get to his rifle. Investigators said the gunman was firing an M-1 Garand rifle, which is a military weapon.

Um... from WWII

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 00:49:17

Yeah and it fires a huge bullet and is semi-automatic fatty.

by **phatj** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 00:52:32

Yeah, I know. It just seems like the way the author of that article threw that in that he believes it's some kind of elite special forces gear.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 00:57:05

Also, I meant that to say phaty with an extra t but my mac hates me and won't let me.

by **Wizlah** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:26:11

Wait, I've got over 10,000 posts?

SHIT.

I WANTED A FUCKING PARTY. WHERE'S MY PARTY, YOU BASTARDS.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:28:12

Do you have a comfy chair? A little scotch? You should post from the chair while enjoying your scotch. Imagine yourself surrounded by oak and nice fire. Welcome to the club.

by **Wizlah** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:34:32

TenuredVulture wrote:Do you have a comfy chair? A little scotch? You should post from the chair while enjoying your scotch. Imagine yourself surrounded by oak and nice fire. Welcome to the club.

unless it involves chain gangs, drivetrains and smelly lycra, I don't do clubs. fuck the club.

by **drsmooth** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:45:55

Wizlah wrote:
unless it involves chain gangs, drivetrains and smelly lycra, I don't do clubs. #$&! the club.

"chain gangs and drivetrains" is either a great band name or a great title for a theme album - maybe both

by **Bakestar** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:48:45

drsmooth wrote:
Wizlah wrote:
unless it involves chain gangs, drivetrains and smelly lycra, I don't do clubs. #$&! the club.

"chain gangs and drivetrains" is either a great band name or a great title for a theme album - maybe both

Sounds like a good title for a too-precious Belle & Sebastian EP.

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