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by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 09:04:55

td11 wrote:lulz

"No," sighs Violent J. "I figured most people would say, 'Wow, I didn't know Insane Clown Posse could be deep like that.' But instead it's, 'ICP said a giraffe is a miracle. Ha ha ha! What a bunch of idiots.'" He pauses, then adds defiantly, "A giraffe is a $#@! miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"

"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.

"Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?" asks Violent J. "A $#@! elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a $#@! miracle in a $#@! elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a $#@! miracle. So is a giraffe."

I don't really feel like reading that but Violent J's interview with the AV Club made me like him. Giraffes are pretty sweet.

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:25:25

i took some pepto bismol chew-able pills before i went to bed last night. i go to brush my teeth this morning and my tongue is completely black. like a pen exploded in my mouth. after a little googling i found out this crap makes your tounge black? like wtf. its so nasty looking and hard to scrub off.

by **PrattRules** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:58:36

I listened to Heat of the Moment about seven times so far today.

by **phatj** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 13:00:31

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
td11 wrote:lulz

"No," sighs Violent J. "I figured most people would say, 'Wow, I didn't know Insane Clown Posse could be deep like that.' But instead it's, 'ICP said a giraffe is a miracle. Ha ha ha! What a bunch of idiots.'" He pauses, then adds defiantly, "A giraffe is a $#@! miracle. It has a dinosaur-like neck. It's yellow. Yeah, technically an elephant is not a miracle. Technically. They've been here for hundreds of years…"

"Thousands," murmurs Shaggy.

"Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?" asks Violent J. "A $#@! elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a $#@! miracle in a $#@! elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a $#@! miracle. So is a giraffe."

I don't really feel like reading that but Violent J's interview with the AV Club made me like him. Giraffes are pretty sweet.

Makes me want to change my handle to violentj

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 13:10:03

Going onto amazon and seeing "prime" on the top bar makes me feel pretty baller

by **Bucky** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 13:14:25

Mission accomplished. Now you'll buy more stuff.

/hadprimefor3,4yearsnow

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 13:31:22

Getting my car inspected today took me less time than it took me to go through the Taco Bell drive through yesterday. And there wasn't much of a line at TB either.

by **PrattRules** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 15:05:29

PrattRules wrote:I listened to Heat of the Moment about seven times so far today.

Do you remember when we used to dance?

by **Pittfan03** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 15:29:19

Going 5 under the speed limit in the fast lane right next to a guy in the slow lane going the same speed making impossible to pass anyone at all should be justifible homicide.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 20:06:58

WE MISS YOU TOO SK

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa4yEnmTxLc&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

by **BigEd76** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 21:16:10

yay all the miners were rescued

now get the rescuers out plz

by **kruker** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 22:33:03

that episode of south park is instantly in my top 3.

by **mcare89** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 22:34:14

kruker wrote:that episode of south park is instantly in my top 3.

That was the best thing they've done in forever. The reaction to the planes is going to be pretty ugly though.

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 22:34:50

I'm so excited to watch tonight's South Park tomorrow night as a "pregame" show for Jersey Shore

by **kruker** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 22:36:47

mcare89 wrote:
kruker wrote:that episode of south park is instantly in my top 3.

That was the best thing they've done in forever. The reaction to the planes is going to be pretty ugly though.

I almost can't believe CC let them do that.

Best episode since they took on the great recession/bailouts/consumer frivolity.

by **Bucky** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 22:45:34

(#(*+#( !!!!!!!!!

I actually looked at the clock at 9:55 and said "Self, I can catch South Park Tonight". Then I took out the trash and by the time I came back in I forgot....

by **CalvinBall** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 23:39:37

BigEd76 wrote:yay all the miners were rescued

now get the rescuers out plz

amazing story. i dont even care if thats all cnn, fox, and msnbc have talked about the past two days. way better then talking about bombs exploding and what politician slept with who. really remarkable.

by **BigEd76** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 23:40:31

all the rescuers are out too....but they left the lights on. DOH

by **PrattRules** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 23:53:47

Why do they say "bright and early" when it's usually dark when it's early?

by **FTN** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 00:51:42

when i see the title of this thread, this is all i can think of

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd9ohpDDCRU&ob=av3n[/youtube]

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