saw jon gosselin about an hour ago. he's short

jerseyhoya wrote:This Jersey Shore show makes me so happy that I'm Irish

why

all nighter underway.

so i'm writing this case study about tetrodotoxin, which is the toxin found in pufferfish. it's fascinating stuff. this shit is 10,000 times more toxic than cyanide. a single pufferfish contains enough toxin to kill about 30 adults. the LD50 (lethal dose to kill 50% of the normal population) in MICE is 334micrograms/kilogram.

and, oh yeah, no known antidote.

shit is wild.

geez that's the last time ima gonna mess around in boating school

td11 wrote:so i'm writing this case study about tetrodotoxin, which is the toxin found in pufferfish. it's fascinating stuff. this $#@! is 10,000 times more toxic than cyanide. a single pufferfish contains enough toxin to kill about 30 adults. the LD50 (lethal dose to kill 50% of the normal population) in MICE is 334micrograms/kilogram.

and, oh yeah, no known antidote.

$#@! is wild.

this creature puts the ick in ichthyology

Mmm... fugu

pacino wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:This Jersey Shore show makes me so happy that I'm Irish

why

rly?

that show was vastly entertaining, though

drove from media, pa to wilmington, de last night. left the bar in media having to somewhat shit. by the time i hit 476 it was full on I GOTTA GO NOW mode. by the time i hit 95 south i was slightly sweating but the stomach pain had gone away. so i thought i was in the clear.

so i'm going down 95 and right when i get past the aston exit(mcdonalds) the pain comes back in full force. i don't dare move my butt an inch. i have both windows down doing 90 on 495 trying to get me some fresh air. full on sweat dripping into my eyes. finally get home(30 minute drive) and i rush in to my bathroom. i sit down and the pain is so bad that the god damn poop won't come out of my body. awful half an hour i spent on that toilet.

WilliamC wrote:I just love when weird songs start popping into my head randomly which makes this thread relevant.

Like I just got a Better than Ezra

Just reading this post put that damn Closing Time song in my head

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

pacino wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:This Jersey Shore show makes me so happy that I'm Irish

why

rly?

that show was vastly entertaining, though

When I went to click on it in DVR, my hand trembled

jamiethekiller wrote:drove from media, pa to wilmington, de last night. left the bar in media having to somewhat $#@!. by the time i hit 476 it was full on I GOTTA GO NOW mode. by the time i hit 95 south i was slightly sweating but the stomach pain had gone away. so i thought i was in the clear.

so i'm going down 95 and right when i get past the aston exit(mcdonalds) the pain comes back in full force. i don't dare move my butt an inch. i have both windows down doing 90 on 495 trying to get me some fresh air. full on sweat dripping into my eyes. finally get home(30 minute drive) and i rush in to my bathroom. i sit down and the pain is so bad that the god damn poop won't come out of my body. awful half an hour i spent on that toilet.

at least you didn't beez

Grotewold wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

pacino wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:This Jersey Shore show makes me so happy that I'm Irish

why

rly?

that show was vastly entertaining, though

When I went to click on it in DVR, my hand trembled

I especially like how the girls all call each sluts

also, JWOWW

Where did she get her extra W from?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

jamiethekiller wrote:drove from media, pa to wilmington, de last night. left the bar in media having to somewhat $#@!. by the time i hit 476 it was full on I GOTTA GO NOW mode. by the time i hit 95 south i was slightly sweating but the stomach pain had gone away. so i thought i was in the clear.

so i'm going down 95 and right when i get past the aston exit(mcdonalds) the pain comes back in full force. i don't dare move my butt an inch. i have both windows down doing 90 on 495 trying to get me some fresh air. full on sweat dripping into my eyes. finally get home(30 minute drive) and i rush in to my bathroom. i sit down and the pain is so bad that the god damn poop won't come out of my body. awful half an hour i spent on that toilet.

at least you didn't beez

Coulda hung a quick U-bie at Naamans and hit the PA welcome center. It's pretty clean. I assume this was after 10PM, or else you could hit the Home Depot right off the Naamans road exit. But you would have to make sure you used the toilet all the way in the back of the store in its own little room, not the vast array in the middle of the store.

Bucky wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

jamiethekiller wrote:drove from media, pa to wilmington, de last night. left the bar in media having to somewhat $#@!. by the time i hit 476 it was full on I GOTTA GO NOW mode. by the time i hit 95 south i was slightly sweating but the stomach pain had gone away. so i thought i was in the clear.

so i'm going down 95 and right when i get past the aston exit(mcdonalds) the pain comes back in full force. i don't dare move my butt an inch. i have both windows down doing 90 on 495 trying to get me some fresh air. full on sweat dripping into my eyes. finally get home(30 minute drive) and i rush in to my bathroom. i sit down and the pain is so bad that the god damn poop won't come out of my body. awful half an hour i spent on that toilet.

at least you didn't beez

Coulda hung a quick U-bie at Naamans and hit the PA welcome center. It's pretty clean. I assume this was after 10PM, or else you could hit the Home Depot right off the Naamans road exit. But you would have to make sure you used the toilet all the way in the back of the store in its own little room, not the vast array in the middle of the store.

i was thinking of hitting up naamans road. but i didn't want to have to hit red lights/park/run 100 yards to a bathroom in the back of some unfamiliar store. the mcdonalds is too far away on Philadelphia pike with too many lights. it was just better to get off in Newport where i live then deal with that much body movement.

Let's play guess which post-it I used:















I mean seriously you can't just tell me to throw it the fuck out?

well that wagon ride didn't last too long now did it

"The Situation" ranks right up there with "Hard Hitting Mark Whitten" for great/bad nicknames.

PrattRules wrote:"The Situation" ranks right up there with "Hard Hitting Mark Whitten" for great/bad nicknames.

The guy is 27 and with all the tanning he's done, his face looks like he's in his mid 30s