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by **Barry Jive** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 00:19:23

Floppy's posts read like Bill Plaschke columns

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 00:20:20

TenuredVulture wrote:
1 wrote:watching Game Theory at Yale on open coursewear right now. i'm not sure if this is what i think it is.

What do you think game theory is?

I have that Roots album, it's pretty good

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 09:59:12

My dad just called from work. He forgot his wallet. Really.

Would you forget your head if it wasn't stapled to your shoulders?

by **ashton** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:10:32

my 1000th post

and still under a post a day

by **Bucky** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:12:09

APERTYX

by **WilliamC** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:18:34

Fuck I am excited.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 14:27:05

i just ate a Gobbler

FUCK YEAH

by **SK790** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 14:34:12

I cut my finger on a soda can, I feel like a retard.

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 14:37:35

SK790 wrote:I cut my finger on a soda can, I feel like a retard.

It's only retarded if you need stitches. Or bleed to death.

by **MrsVox** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 14:39:38

The thing about having two boys in the house is that when I need a band-aid, I get a Batman one...

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 14:40:52

MrsVox wrote:The thing about having two boys in the house is that when I need a band-aid, I get a Batman one...

I've worn a Little Mermaid band aid.

by **Harpua** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 14:59:36

I keep seeing these Miracle Whip commercials that try to make it seem like some hip, edgy product. WE WILL NOT TONE DOWN THIS SANDWICH. DON'T BLEND IN.

Certainly not:

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 15:01:16

I've noticed the same thing. If you want to make Miracle Whip a hipster spread, the way to do that is with hipster irony. Of course, I think they're going after the kind of people who drive SUVs because they think mini-vans are lame.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 15:03:49

Are you suggesting someone should market mayonnaise to hipsters?

by **The Crimson Cyclone** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 15:07:06

SK790 wrote:I cut my finger on a soda can, I feel like a retard.

I just cut my finger on the edge of my desk myself, so let's go join philaphans together

by **phatj** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 15:15:45

TenuredVulture wrote:Of course, I think they're going after the kind of people who drive SUVs because they think mini-vans are lame.

I drive a minivan because I think SUVs are lame.

by **z ipper** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 15:16:37

i need a good mini-vacation idea. 3-4 days in mid-november so a lot of regular summer things are out. where can we go that's within say 2 hours of philly?

by **Woody** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 15:29:10

Driving or flying?

by **z ipper** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 15:30:07

drive

by **lethal** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 15:34:23

The NY Times just ran a nice 36 hours in Annapolis article.

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