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by **CalvinBall** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:37:31

so igarvey got banned bc daj was drunk?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:38:05

I have to give a presentation in Pittsburgh tomorrow. I should prepare for that tonight. Don't know what to do?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:40:24

Plan is to go in at 2 and say

"Boss

I'm out"

by **Grotewold** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:42:08

Well, I got the hoagie, but I'm still at work and can't get out until 4:30

Japanese stream, it's u and me, then Franzke narrating the Schuylkill

by **td11** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:47:46

SUP GUYS.

can't wait for the phils at 4. going to the avett brothers tonight. GOOD TIMES

by **Grotewold** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:48:40

td11 wrote:going to the avett brothers tonight

have a great time td and kick some game with the girl there

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:48:45

i swear to god

you indian bastard

i swear to god

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:53:29

I am a horrible human being.
We were waiting to get into the movie last Friday. Right next to the theater at the Susquehanna Valley Mall is the local FYE, so we went in to look at the used movies, music, etc. and Michelle went for the Disney stuff, I was looking for the original Dawn of the Dead because I like seeing movies with a Pennsylvania connection, and that was filmed at the Monroeville Mall. Plus it's Halloween.

Anyway, I begin to look through the used Horror DVD's, and I feel gas coming on. Nobody else is around, so I decide to let it go. Well, needless to say, my friends, 'tis was no fart. But I didn't know yet. I felt nothing strange.

A few moments later, I feel this strange object touch my calf. I shake my jean leg, and out rolls.... well, you get the idea.

I was mortified, and did the only thing I knew to do at that moment, in my panic.... which was run out of the store, immediately to the shopping mall's bathroom. No mess or anything. Strangest thing ever. I take care of business.

When I get out of the bathroom, the Mall's announcement that the stores are all closing begins to ring from the P.A. system, and I see Michelle standing by the FYE, glad that she got Snow White on DVD and some early Christmas presents for our niece and nephew. She asked what happened, so I told her. She got this real big-eyed look on her face and said, "you didn't. Brian. Tell me you didn't. You didn't."

Apparently when I ran out of the store, workers found my..... evidence. They wouldn't pick it up. They were having a conversation about it in the same row as Michelle, which included such lines as, "What should I do?" "Pick it up." "But I don't know what it is." "Maybe it's a candy bar." "Well, it kind of looks like one, but I don't know...." "Well, you found it, so you have to dispose of it." Michelle had no idea it was me, as I had disappeared from the store and she was busy looking at the DVD's.

I don't think I'm ever going back into this store again.

bump

This is my favorite part:

I feel gas coming on. Nobody else is around, so I decide to let it go.

by **td11** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:55:27

by **gpicaro** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:59:59

Adam Schefter has a face that is in desperate need of a punch.

by **td11** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 13:00:37

i know what you mean, but merril hoge is ahead of him on that list.

by **Grotewold** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 13:01:00

gpicaro wrote:Adam Schefter has a face that is in desperate need of a punch.

Even his name I would punch

by **The Dude** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 13:03:01

by **gpicaro** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 13:09:54

td11 wrote:i know what you mean, but merril hoge is ahead of him on that list.

I don't know if you've seen him on ESPN lately, but Hodge's newest thing is trying to be all funny. The problem is, he's not so no one laughs. He just yells random stupid things, usually interrupting whoever is talking to him. It's actually quite awkward. That would be the best time for someone to strike with the fist.

by **gpicaro** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 13:11:17

The Dude wrote:

Just looking at that is getting me all revved up to hit someone.

by **td11** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 13:12:27

gpicaro wrote:
td11 wrote:i know what you mean, but merril hoge is ahead of him on that list.

I don't know if you've seen him on ESPN lately, but Hodge's newest thing is trying to be all funny. The problem is, he's not so no one laughs. He just yells random stupid things, usually interrupting whoever is talking to him. It's actually quite awkward. That would be the best time for someone to strike with the fist.

oh god, that sounds fucking awful. i'm gonna continue to avoid him like the plague.

by **td11** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 13:12:46

things that terrify me:

large bugs
werewolves

by **Bucky** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 13:14:17

td11 wrote:things that terrify me:

large bugs
werewolves

there's a grasshopper that somehow got between my bathroom window and its storm window. No idea how it got in there. But Ima wait a good long time until it's very dead before I open the window to get it out.

by **gpicaro** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 13:14:51

td11 wrote:things that terrify me:

large bugs
werewolves

by **td11** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 13:16:30

OMG THAT LOOKS AWESOME

im gonna have to poop now

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