This is no place for RANDOM THOUGHTS

by **td11** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 00:19:03

this just keeps getting better

by **Harpua** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 00:20:06

Oh sweet Jesus, so epic.

by **Rev_Beezer** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 00:24:18

Bucky, please, please, PLEASE don't implicate me in this.

"Lutheran Minister Shits in Local Music Store" would be all over the local paper and my life would be ruined. I know it would be funny, but I am really, really not into losing my job and having the bishop ream me out for my little, um, "accident".

by **Harpua** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 00:25:20

Quite the holy shit, I guess.

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 00:25:34

Bucky's brother really doesn't work for the local FYE, man.

by **Slowhand** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 01:24:23

I haven't literally lol'd like this in a while.

by **td11** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 01:27:45

i really hope bucky ain't BSing

by **Monkeyboy** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 01:38:34

That's an epic story, one for the ages.

One time we found a turd on the floor at the restaurant I worked. We walked around looking to see which nasty customer might have left it there, though we all pretended we didn't see it because we were afraid the manager would make us clean it up. We found out about 15 minutes later that some lady had snuck in a little lap dog, so we figured it was the dog.

This pales in comparison to the Rev's story, of course.

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 01:43:21

a) td, there's somewhere near a 99% chance that Bucky was just saying that to eff with Beez

b) It's possibly not too late to tell us you were just yanking our chains, Rev. At least then we'll always wonder if you were just screwing with us

by **td11** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 01:52:53

i pooped my pants in school once.

YEAH IT WAS A TRAGEDY

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 01:59:51

I did too sort of. It was like 3rd grade I think. Now we're not talking a whole freaking candy bar sized thing, but enough of a wet fart that the subsequent trip to the bathroom and furious scrubbing did not stop a faint odor of poo from following me the rest of the school day. It happened before lunch too. That was a rough, extremely self conscious day.

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 02:03:02

POOP or Pooping One Occasion Publicly stands united in its support of the Reverend in his trying time. Stories of support from fellow members of their ordeal, how they managed that day, and how they have coped since will help you learn how to best live down the embarrassment.

For starters you might want to delete your story, and ask Woody really nicely to delete him quoting it. :lol:

by **td11** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 02:30:42

nah, fuck that, this is legendary

by **td11** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 02:30:56

i'm playing madden 09 its so bad

by **philliesphhan** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 04:30:17

That reminds me of one time after school in my senior year of high school, I played basketball with some friends. I dropped my one friend off at his house afterward and thought to myself "wow, I sort of have to go to the bathroom" but then I thought "Nah, it can wait. It's only a few minutes to my house." BIG MISTAKE. I tried to make a clenched ass run for it after I parked my car back at my house, but it was too late.

I don't even remember what I did after that.

by **Rev_Beezer** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 04:48:23

Eh, the damage has been done. I'm fairly sure whatever dignity I had is pretty much gone at this point, too.

But at least I got some laughs. :oops:

by **kruker** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 07:25:43

I came in here to say how good the DD pumpkin coffee was and now I'm reading about holy shit in an FYE. Strange turn of events.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 09:14:36

You're probably the only guy any of us know who would come clean to the wife

by **drsmooth** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 09:59:49

Houshphandzadeh wrote:You're probably the only guy any of us know who would come clean to the wife

good choice of words there

Rev, I have 2 words for you:

tightie whities

and I don't mean to arouse the specter of public revelation, but .... well, did you happen to notice whether FYE has those ... y'know ... surveillance cameras a lot of retail shops have?

by **Rev_Beezer** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:10:35

I've wondered about that. I didn't look at the time, like I said, my immediate reaction was "holy crap, I can't believe I did that, I gotta get the hell out of here."

So yep, somewhere there may be surveillance footage of me....... ugh.

:oops:

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