Random Thoughts Thread II

by **Wizlah** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:18:50

I have no hope of doing any work this afternoon. Worse, because I came in later this morning, I've got 4 1/4 hours of not being able to work to get through.

Even worse again, I have a fancy new videocard sitting next to my desk at work. It's begging me to go home and install it. Begging.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:38:25

The things I do during work hours...

by **Woody** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:47:19

This may be the worst idea ever

http://www.tsa.gov/blog

Love the tagline, though. Wasn't this Guliani's campaign slogan?

Terrorists Evolve. Threats Evolve. Security Must Stay Ahead.

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 14:05:10

one of the pending transaction on my bank account

01/29/2008 CKCD AUTH 01/29 ORTHOPEDIC ASS $25.00

bahaha, and yes I am 15 years old.

by **Woody** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 14:08:40

You wish you paid for some ass at the Ortho doc

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 14:27:07

I'm emotionally invested in whether Woody gets this job or not.

by **Woody** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 14:49:13

Try being financially, emotionally, and sexually invested in it like me.

by **karn** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 14:54:17

Woody wrote:Try being financially, emotionally, and sexually invested in it like me.

Done.........and DONE!

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 16:20:59

Woody wrote:Try being financially, emotionally, and sexually invested in it like me.

It's like the difference between a fan (me) and an athlete (you).

by **Pedro Rosa** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 20:14:04

If I owned a Video rental store I would designate part of the store for B movies...then I would put "We are Marshall" in that section plus, every other movie Mathew McConaughy has ever made.

by **mickbayne** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 22:27:21

Bill McNeal wrote:one of the pending transaction on my bank account

01/29/2008 CKCD AUTH 01/29 ORTHOPEDIC ASS $25.00

bahaha, and yes I am 15 years old.

I was briefly in charge of creating employee name badges for a store I worked at while in high school. Part of the name badge identified the employee's position with the company. When a request came in for one of the douchbag assistant general managers, I couldn't fit his full job title in the space provided. So I abbreviated it to read, "ASS. MANAGER."

I was relieved of my name badge duties shortly thereafter.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 01:20:31

That was a lot of cleaning for a 32% chance she's coming over tomorrow night.

by **td11** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 03:27:59

Houshphandzadeh wrote:That was a lot of cleaning for a 32% chance she's coming over tomorrow night.

textiiiiiiiiile girl. zomg i'm so excited. whatcha wearing? go with a sport(s?) coat (or jacket or whatever). those are hip.

by **MrsVox** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 09:07:11

Sitting here posting is a much more pleasing plan than what I should be doing -- going out in the rain, starting the car, coming back in to dress the kids and get them in the car (in the rain), dropping VoxJr at school and then

blah blah blah

I don't want to go out in the rain!!!!

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 09:27:05

td11 wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:That was a lot of cleaning for a 32% chance she's coming over tomorrow night.

textiiiiiiiiile girl. zomg i'm so excited. whatcha wearing? go with a sport(s?) coat (or jacket or whatever). those are hip.

When I was dating, I always made sure to wear my lucky underwear.

by **Bucky** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 09:50:06

Uncle Milty wrote:Slip slidin' away...

peculair choice of authors.....

by **MrsVox** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 09:52:47

It was as bad as I thought it would be.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:09:45

TenuredVulture wrote:
td11 wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:That was a lot of cleaning for a 32% chance she's coming over tomorrow night.

textiiiiiiiiile girl. zomg i'm so excited. whatcha wearing? go with a sport(s?) coat (or jacket or whatever). those are hip.

When I was dating, I always made sure to wear my lucky underwear.

I need a new pair. I had one with pretty limes on it that I wore until they weren't attached to the band anymore, but no new pair has really stepped up above and beyond the others.

I'm actually wearing work clothes, since I'm going straight from there to the Sixers game to the Beatjams party where we're meeting, but I have ways of making it work. (read: tie with little whales)

In fact, this rain is really my only impediment, as she's one of them biking types. God made it rain today because heathens like me have too much fun on Fridays.

by **Wizlah** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:17:33

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
In fact, this rain is really my only impediment, as she's one of them biking types.

What, as in shapely calves but thighs of steel? woo hoo! sez you . . .

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:19:06

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
I'm actually wearing work clothes, since I'm going straight from there to the Sixers game to the Beatjams party where we're meeting, but I have ways of making it work. (read: tie with little whales)

I had a tie with little whales on it. When I was 11.

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