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Postby Marion » Thu Feb 22, 2007 16:12:56

"I tell all kids not to use that word. If they're 29 and they win the World Series, I think they can say that.
But I definitely would say to all the kids out there, 'Kids, it's a bad word. Don't say it. And I'm dead serious.' "

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Postby WilliamC » Thu Feb 22, 2007 18:55:42

I heard that Zoeller was also a big fan of chicken.
Do it again!

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Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:22:28

Hepatitis A warning for Sports Illustrated's party

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Guests at Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue party on Feb. 14 and a dozen other events may have been exposed to Hepatitis A, which was diagnosed in an employee of Wolfgang Puck Catering, authorities said Tuesday.

The Los Angeles County Department of Public Health urged anyone who ate raw food at the Sports Illustrated event, held at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood, to receive an immune globulin shot by Wednesday.



Who would have thought you'd get Hepatitis from the FOOD at that party?
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Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:13:19

An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.


yup.

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Postby The Dude » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:14:41

So if he used his puke bag, she would have been fine with it?
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Postby kenrosenthal » Tue Mar 06, 2007 23:40:19

http://www.nbc10.com/news/11187083/deta ... dlineclick
Teacher Charged With Sending Sex Text To Student
''I don't know what was harder - that (Phillies lineup) or the All-Star team lineup,'' Haren said.

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Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Mar 08, 2007 17:45:54

wow

A Bergen County woman was charged with driving under the influence after police said she mistook the landmark Boardwalk for a road.
...
McKnight gave chase with lights and siren, when he said the vehicle made a U-turn and nearly hit his patrol car. McKnight broke off the chase when speeds reached 40 mph because he feared for the safety of the few pedestrians who were on the wood structure.

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Postby Bucky » Thu Mar 08, 2007 17:55:15

Bill McNeal wrote:wow

A Bergen County woman was charged with driving under the influence after police said she mistook the landmark Boardwalk for a road.
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McKnight gave chase with lights and siren, when he said the vehicle made a U-turn and nearly hit his patrol car. McKnight broke off the chase when speeds reached 40 mph because he feared for the safety of the few pedestrians who were on the wood structure.



DO NOT PASS GO

DO NOT COLLECT $200

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Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:24:49

'Girls Gone Wild' founder sent to jail

Blowing his nose and wiping away tears, the multimillionaire founder of the "Girls Gone Wild" video empire pleaded guilty to contempt of court Monday and was sentenced to 35 days in jail.

Joe Francis, who was sued by seven women who were minors when filmed, apologized to the judge for yelling at the plaintiffs during settlement talks.
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Postby Goomeister » Wed Apr 25, 2007 05:00:33

Bucky wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:wow

A Bergen County woman was charged with driving under the influence after police said she mistook the landmark Boardwalk for a road.
...
McKnight gave chase with lights and siren, when he said the vehicle made a U-turn and nearly hit his patrol car. McKnight broke off the chase when speeds reached 40 mph because he feared for the safety of the few pedestrians who were on the wood structure.



DO NOT PASS GO

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:lol:
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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Apr 26, 2007 09:57:57

How can it be bad for you? It's strawberry flavored!

http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0407/417719.html
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Postby Bill McNeal » Tue May 01, 2007 12:47:47

Sex stings imperiled by Miss America



HAUPPAUGE, N.Y. - An undercover sex sting that used Miss America as bait may be in trouble after the beauty queen told prosecutors that she does not plan to testify against the men she helped arrest.

Lauren Nelson, 20, of Lawton, Okla., worked with police in Suffolk County to target would-be Internet sexual predators, taped for an episode of the TV show "America's Most Wanted."

She posed as a teenager and lured men into chatting online and meeting her at a home, where police and crews were waiting. Eleven men were arrested in the sting.

But one or all of the cases against the men could be in jeopardy after Nelson told prosecutors she did not plan on returning to Long Island to testify, said Suffolk District Attorney Thomas Spota in Newsday's Tuesday edition.


What a cop tease
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Postby Bill McNeal » Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:17:27

[url=http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/16017217.html]What a confluence of circumstances...

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TWINS Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry. Turns out, they were also just as skilled at breaking into their second, more respectable careers - as hardcore gay-porn stars.

The 25-year-old Goffney twins, both of New Jersey, were arrested Feb. 19. They were charged with breaking into Moon's Beauty Shop at 9th and Washington streets in South Philadelphia and the adjoining Wings and More, using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments.


In "Marc and the Twins," which was distributed only online, the Goffneys are hanging out on the Las Vegas strip when they offer to audition for "Marc," a chiseled black porn star who happens to pass by.

The three take the "audition" to a seedy hotel room. Although "Marc" is the focus of the encounter, the twins can be seen rubbing each other's chests and getting cozy.


After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.

"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.

Indeed, they didn't. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sat Mar 01, 2008 13:06:29

Bill McNeal wrote:
But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said.


Uhhmmm... I don't think they'd want them back :!: :shock:
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Postby Pedro Rosa » Sat Mar 01, 2008 14:26:50

Bill McNeal wrote:[url=http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/16017217.html]What a confluence of circumstances...

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TWINS Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry. Turns out, they were also just as skilled at breaking into their second, more respectable careers - as hardcore gay-porn stars.

The 25-year-old Goffney twins, both of New Jersey, were arrested Feb. 19. They were charged with breaking into Moon's Beauty Shop at 9th and Washington streets in South Philadelphia and the adjoining Wings and More, using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments.


In "Marc and the Twins," which was distributed only online, the Goffneys are hanging out on the Las Vegas strip when they offer to audition for "Marc," a chiseled black porn star who happens to pass by.

The three take the "audition" to a seedy hotel room. Although "Marc" is the focus of the encounter, the twins can be seen rubbing each other's chests and getting cozy.


After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.

"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.

Indeed, they didn't. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said.


These guys are alumni of my Highschool..they were a few years below me ....I didn't know them but a friends brother told me about them ....he said they both knew karate and could fight..H also said one of them dressed up like a woman in highschool...You'd think dressing up like a woman in highschool would make for a difficult time, but all it took was one guy making a smartass comment followed by a karate chop to the kids throat to end any future harassment. That story always stuck w/ me so when I saw the cover of the Daily News on Thursday I had to give my friends brother a call to confirm it , b/c i didn't know what they looked like...he confirmed it though.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:51:05

If you're bored, read my roommate's latest column:
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It's fairly solid. Barry, you will be frustrated by lack of editorial oversight.

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Dec 03, 2008 14:03:23

yeah, that was pretty clever. i especially liked the Drew Bledsoe portion.
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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Thu Dec 04, 2008 13:08:02

A line-cutting dispute among shoppers who waited for hours outside a New York Wal-Mart and those who stayed inside their cars led to the stampede that killed a store worker, Newsday reports.

Nassau police said Wednesday that the conflict among shoppers who remained in their cars and those who waited in the cold weather fostered a "mob mentality" that led to the death last week of 34-year-old Jdimytai Damour, according to the paper.


there's nothing I hate more than line cutters, whether on foot or in traffic...
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Postby lethal » Thu Dec 04, 2008 13:12:19

An attorney at one of the city's most prestigious law firms - who had a secret passion for S&M - was shot to death by a rival for the affections of a brilliant Ivy League stunner who moonlights as a dominatrix, police sources said yesterday.

Trent? You still alive?

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