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by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 17:59:13

too soon

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 18:26:46

Should have worked in a Courtney Love joke there.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 19:17:19

TenuredVulture wrote:Should have worked in a Courtney Love joke there.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:48:31

(The sign says, in Brazillian Portugese, "No, not without washer! Shop of screws"... I'm guessing the euphemism was intentional.)

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:51:40

fail on the fail there

by **BigEd76** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 14:53:45

by **momadance** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 17:39:52

Parking lot at a Dead show. Rock on Grandma!

by **Bucky** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 18:31:13

Houshphandzadeh wrote:fail on the fail there

by **swishnicholson** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 00:09:05

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obCtBwWGrF8[/youtube]

by **Monkeyboy** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 01:07:55

momadance wrote:

Parking lot at a Dead show. Rock on Grandma!

I like how she has extra wide soles on her shoes to keep from tipping over when she gets stoned.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 01:22:18

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 14:29:18

Man paid to have sex with his friend's wife - Can't get her pregnant after 72 attempts

Summation:

- Mr. and Mrs. S want to have a baby, but Mr. S is sterile.

- Mr. S pays Mr. M, a neighbor with a wife and 2 children, to impregnate Mrs. S (to the protests of both wives).

- After 6 months (72 "attempts"), Mrs. S still not preggers.

- Mr. M goes to doctor at the urging of Mr. S.

- Diagnosis: Mr. M is also sterile.

- Surprise! Mrs. M confesses to Mr. M that he isn't the father of their children.

- Mr. S is now suing Mr. M for return of the, uh, "stud fee".

- Mr. M says he wasn't paid to deliver, only to try his darnest.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 01:10:21

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA[/youtube]

by **ashton** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 02:33:57

Phan In Phlorida wrote:Man paid to have sex with his friend's wife - Can't get her pregnant after 72 attempts

Summation:

- Mr. and Mrs. S want to have a baby, but Mr. S is sterile.

- Mr. S pays Mr. M, a neighbor with a wife and 2 children, to impregnate Mrs. S (to the protests of both wives).

- After 6 months (72 "attempts"), Mrs. S still not preggers.

- Mr. M goes to doctor at the urging of Mr. S.

- Diagnosis: Mr. M is also sterile.

- Surprise! Mrs. M confesses to Mr. M that he isn't the father of their children.

- Mr. S is now suing Mr. M for return of the, uh, "stud fee".

- Mr. M says he wasn't paid to deliver, only to try his darnest.

I think this could all be settled by giving both kids to Mr. and Mrs. S.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 13:53:34

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 15:07:11

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 16:22:27

Phan In Phlorida wrote:

Looks like somebody rubbed him the wrong way.

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