CLIFF LEE HURLING DIMES AT URANUS

Postby FTN » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:35:28

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:36:13

Alright, let's entertain ourselves by making up numbers for odds on this thing.

This morning, I thought we were at 0%.

THen, when I heard the Phils were still in, I thought maybe 10-15%.

Then, when I heard the lying post that the Yankees are out, and that the YES Network said Lee was a Phillies, I thought we were at 100%.

Then I thought 75%, once i realized those were lies.

Feeling less confident now. Maybe 30%.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

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Postby lowcountry » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:36:59

Coolest thing in history: If Halladay calls up Lee and says he can have his number if he comes to Philly.

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Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:37:00

Stop fucking posting fake tweets
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Postby Trent Steele » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:37:06

mozartpc27 wrote:Alright, let's entertain ourselves by making up numbers for odds on this thing.

This morning, I thought we were at 0%.

THen, when I heard the Phils were still in, I thought maybe 10-15%.

Then, when I heard the lying post that the Yankees are out, and that the YES Network said Lee was a Phillies, I thought we were at 100%.

Then I thought 75%, once i realized those were lies.

Feeling less confident now. Myabe 30%.


Here's the thing.....how you feel about the odds has approximately 0% impact, correlation, or connection to whether Cliff Lee is a Phillies
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Postby Woody » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:37:13

i'm going into my dream tent and sweating out a good fever fap. then i'll return and make my final prediction
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Mountainphan » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:37:20

Rube's checking in with a few former SMU boosters to come up with remaining cash needed for deal.
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Postby mcare89 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:37:21

I'm at like 90% right now. This is going to fucking happen. I don't know how. I don't know when. But we got this.

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Postby lowcountry » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:37:22

mozartpc27 wrote:Alright, let's entertain ourselves by making up numbers for odds on this thing.

This morning, I thought we were at 0%.

THen, when I heard the Phils were still in, I thought maybe 10-15%.

Then, when I heard the lying post that the Yankees are out, and that the YES Network said Lee was a Phillies, I thought we were at 100%.

Then I thought 75%, once i realized those were lies.

Feeling less confident now. Maybe 30%.


I want the prediction of whoever called 11:35 p.m. on the end of thread2.

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Postby my cousin mose » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:37:24

jesus toop that hasn't happened in like 8mins
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Postby Wolfgang622 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:37:48

lowcountry wrote:Coolest thing in history: If Halladay calls up Lee and says he can have his number if he comes to Philly.


I just shot my load.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

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Postby CalvinBall » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:38:07

for a guy like lee i would imagine playing with halladay, hamels, and oswalt has to be really appealing as well.

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Postby my cousin mose » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:38:09

mindykaling Mindy Kaling
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Postby Woody » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:38:09

Mountainphan wrote:Rube's checking in with a few former SMU boosters to come up with remaining cash needed for deal.


no offense but punch yourself in the face
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby The Savior » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:38:24

i'm at a point where i'll be disappointed if he's not here. and if blanton isn't traded for hunter pence and money bags.
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Postby Grotewold » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:38:26

mozartpc27 wrote:
lowcountry wrote:Coolest thing in history: If Halladay calls up Lee and says he can have his number if he comes to Philly.


I just shot my load.


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Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:38:40

my cousin mose wrote:jesus toop that hasn't happened in like 8mins


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Postby my cousin mose » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:39:06

ocho y media minutos ahora
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Postby snakster » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:39:09

The Savior wrote:john clarke didn't get through security at the airport. stay tuned.

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 00:39:12

Trent Steele wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:Alright, let's entertain ourselves by making up numbers for odds on this thing.

This morning, I thought we were at 0%.

THen, when I heard the Phils were still in, I thought maybe 10-15%.

Then, when I heard the lying post that the Yankees are out, and that the YES Network said Lee was a Phillies, I thought we were at 100%.

Then I thought 75%, once i realized those were lies.

Feeling less confident now. Myabe 30%.


Here's the thing.....how you feel about the odds has approximately 0% impact, correlation, or connection to whether Cliff Lee is a Phillies


Why do you think I called them "made up?" I am looking for ways to entertain ourselves here while we await further word. Are you Larry Literal?
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