Myths Officially Dispelled (Add yours)

Myths Officially Dispelled (Add yours)

Postby BIGPHILLY » Fri Oct 31, 2008 09:25:34

* Aaron Rowand's leadership was too important to overcome. They won't be able to win anything without his presence in the clubhouse.

* Phillies ownership is too cheap to ever allows us to win a World Series (That hurts, eh?)

* Cholly Manuel is clueless

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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Oct 31, 2008 09:26:43

Leaving men on base is bad.
Be Bold!

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Postby seke2 » Fri Oct 31, 2008 09:48:13

Teams that strike out as much as the Phillies can't possibly win.
Letting Roy Halladay loose against the National League this year was like locking a hungry wolf inside a garage full of kittens. - Neyer

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Postby Bakestar » Fri Oct 31, 2008 09:51:44

There's some metaphysical curse on this city.
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:09:36

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby swishnicholson » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:43:54

Trent Steele wrote:Scoop Jackson gets it

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/st ... ortCat=mlb



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Postby TheDude24 » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:49:53

How can you win when your clubhouse is full of laid-back California guys?

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Postby drsmooth » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:51:17

abreu was not the team's fundamental problem :(



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Postby seke2 » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:54:31

Teams need a clearcut clubhouse leader or David Eckstein to win.
Letting Roy Halladay loose against the National League this year was like locking a hungry wolf inside a garage full of kittens. - Neyer

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:57:48

The Phillies aren't the best team in Baseball 2008

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Postby bleh » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:45:07

You can dry a cat in a microwave

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Postby Putt Putt » Fri Oct 31, 2008 13:42:15

Shane Victorino is just a role player & can't be a starting major league centerfielder.

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Postby scottdg » Fri Oct 31, 2008 13:47:22

Cole Hamels is not a big game pitcher.

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Postby BuddyGroom » Fri Oct 31, 2008 13:50:04

Bullpen strength is overrated.

This is not a group of fungible relievers at the back-end. The Phillies invested in Lidge and Romero and it paid off. That said, Durbin and Condrey are indications that the fungible-reliever theory has some (but not complete) merit. I think the real answer is it's worth spending on quality for taking care of the 8th and 9th innings, but taking a fungible approach to the rest of the bullpen often can work out fine.
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Postby meatball » Fri Oct 31, 2008 13:50:08

Nothing good every happens to us.

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Postby Polar Bear Phan » Fri Oct 31, 2008 13:51:06

SEPTA can handle the number of passengers that want to attend a Phillies parade. :-D

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Postby Drugs Delaney » Fri Oct 31, 2008 14:20:14

Philadelphia isn't a baseball town anymore. Please.

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Postby my cousin mose » Fri Oct 31, 2008 14:22:22

Drugs Delaney wrote:Philadelphia isn't a baseball town anymore. Please.
You merely adopted your mothers basement, I was born there - MoBettle

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Postby cartersDad26 » Fri Oct 31, 2008 14:23:07

Drugs Delaney wrote:Philadelphia isn't a baseball town anymore. Please.


if you can ignore the E A G L E S chants

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Postby phatj » Fri Oct 31, 2008 14:36:12

cartersDad26 wrote:
Drugs Delaney wrote:Philadelphia isn't a baseball town anymore. Please.


if you can ignore the E A G L E S chants

I couldn't make it to many games this year, but I haven't heard that at a Phillies game since at least early 2007.
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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