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WAKE UP LADIES AND BITCHAAAAZ! IT'S WORLD SERIOUS DAY!
by Wizlah » Wed Oct 22, 2008 05:02:26
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1T8xgHdMEM[/youtube]
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard.
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
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by Wizlah » Wed Oct 22, 2008 06:54:47
BSG. ALWAYS UP. ALWAYS READY.
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard.
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
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by Wizlah » Wed Oct 22, 2008 07:12:22
The Dude wrote:at this point, why am i even going to work today
Nothing keeps the excitement going like not being able to scream PHILLEEEEZ every two seconds. Also, if you're working with a rays fan, common decency prevents you from whacking out your lad and smacking him round the face with it whilst hollering 'BOW DOWN BEFORE UTLEY'S MIGHTY MEMBER'. Perversely, the constraints of societal norms will enable you to see the phillies play in the WS without prison bars wrecking your view.
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard.
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
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by swishnicholson » Wed Oct 22, 2008 07:16:36
It's morning in America...
In the concourse under Broad street, they're hosing down last night's urine.
In North Philly, they're rolling up the crime tape and heading out for a doughnut
On Delaware avenue, the boys and girls are staggering home trying to beat the light. For some, it's been a very good night
A hungover BSG'r somewhere is thinking this would be a very good day to call in sick
And in the Northeast someone is still trying to figure out what's wrong with "Why Can't Us?".
Meanwhile in the Tampa, Florida metropolitan area, the Phillies are waking up, stretching and realizing they're about to play
IN THE WORLD FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
It's morning in America....
In the concourse under Broad street, they're hosing down last night's urine.
In North Philly, they're rolling up the crime tape and heading out for a doughnut
On Delaware avenue, the boys and girls are staggering home trying to beat the light. For some, it's been a very good night
A hungover BSG'r somewhere is thinking this would be a very good day to call in sick
And in the Northeast someone is still trying to figure out what's wrong with "Why Can't Us?".
Meanwhile in the Tampa, Florida metropolitan area, the Phillies are waking up, stretching and realizing they're about to play
IN THE WORLD FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
It's morning in America....
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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by Wizlah » Wed Oct 22, 2008 07:20:55
swishnicholson wrote:It's morning in America...
In the concourse under Broad street, they're hosing down last night's urine.
In North Philly, they're rolling up the crime tape and heading out for a doughnut
On Delaware avenue, the boys and girls are staggering home trying to beat the light. For some, it's been a very good night
A hungover BSG'r somewhere is thinking this would be a very good day to call in sick
And in the Northeast someone is still trying to figure out what's wrong with "Why Can't Us?".
Meanwhile in the Tampa, Florida metropolitan area, the Phillies are waking up, stretching and realizing they're about to play
IN THE WORLD $#@! SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
It's morning in America....
word. That's the lyricism I was reaching for. Instead I got distracted and shouty.
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard.
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
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by swishnicholson » Wed Oct 22, 2008 07:26:43
Thanks. Now excuse me but I'm hitting the snooze alarm. Just ten more minutes...
Last edited by swishnicholson on Wed Oct 22, 2008 07:50:06, edited 1 time in total.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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by JFLNYC » Wed Oct 22, 2008 08:11:01
Phillies rehearse their special pre-game tribute to Chubby Checker:
Jamie
"A man who tells lies . . . merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it."
"A man who tells lies . . . merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it."
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by Wizlah » Wed Oct 22, 2008 08:14:10
MrsVox wrote:database backed up and optimized for your speedy posting (it's really the only thing I can contribute)
Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard.
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
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by Woody » Wed Oct 22, 2008 08:22:06
i may actually break into song, or rough the suspect, at work today
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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by Wizlah » Wed Oct 22, 2008 08:32:24
JFLNYC's new avatar is also what I'm talking about. Merciless. Nietzschean. Truth' talkin'.
No let up. We need to find out what rays of sunshine bleed like.
No let up. We need to find out what rays of sunshine bleed like.
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard.
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
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