You don't have to call me darlin', Darlin'. But you never even call me by my name.

Jamie

"A man who tells lies . . . merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it."

"Everybody's a critic. This wasn't an aesthetic endeavor."

Together we will win this game against the evil Space Yankees! Eat Fresh!

You don't have to call me darlin', Darlin'. But you never even call me by my name.

Teams lie, sometimes for good reasons, sometimes for bad. They do it to get an advantage while they look at the trade market or just because they can

--Will Carroll