Barry Jive wrote: sounds like something i'd splurge on if I wanted to share a room with another person who hated themselves enough to spend 800 bucks on that kind of thing.

Soren wrote:I might murder one of the senile women I work with if I don't get laid

seke2 wrote:the cubs have a dude wandering around spraying people

Osprey wrote:Why the BJ guilt?

cartersDad26 wrote:It was a sloppy mess in the box but it went in.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:for some reason, it hurts a lot less by hand than when I do it with the tweezers at home. when I use the tweezers, I do get a little teary after three or four

jamiethekiller wrote:i'd much rather grab some mexican or korean than italian.

The Dude wrote:i was slamming italians!!!!

jamiethekiller wrote:black and abrasive is all i ask for

Rev_Beezer wrote:His balls are on Ebay for only like $40-$50.

there's literally like six players in the NFL that would satisfy a certain quotient of Eagles fans' craving for "size"

Napalm wrote:practically drooling to use him creatively

Wheels Tupay wrote:Contrary to what you have heard it is possible to have too much protein.

PrattRules wrote:I just got the wii today.

CalvinBall wrote:the small size is 12 inches so just be warned.

jerseyhoya wrote:Come on Mormons

TenuredVulture wrote:Finding studs can be tough.