fuck the FBI and fuck all the army troops/fighting for what bitch be your own man - soulja boy (real)

I don't like knowing people
I don't like people knowing about me

Who can shove a contra up your ass?
And beat Khadaffi with a touchdown pass?
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
Fucking-a, it's the CIA

Who's got chunks of J.F.K.'s head
Floating in a jar of formaldehyde under his bed?
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
Fucking-a, it's the CIA
Confusion Interwoven As we speak

Who sucks off the Pope behind closed doors?
And spits the cum into your open sores
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
Fucking-a, it's the CIA
Catholic Institutional Aids

Who can squash republics like bananas?
And try to pick off cigar smokers in Havana?
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
Fucking-a, it's the CIA
Central Impotent America

Who can snake a tire iron down your throat?
And laugh as you're falling down the moat?
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
Fucking-a, it's the CIA

Who'll hand-feed a Zionist with a spoon?
And kick the Palestinians to the moon?
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
Fucking-a, it's the CIA
Committee to Inflict Atrocities

Who can plant a car bomb in Beirut?
And make the peasants suck on united fruits?
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
Fucking-a, it's the CIA

Who gives you a piece of the rock
As you're sucking off their ugly cock?
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
Fucking-a, it's the CIA
Controlling Intravenous Apathy

Who can slip a needle in your arm?
And three days later you have bought the farm
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
Fucking-a, it's the CIA
Conspiracy of International Affairs

Who can train guerillas by the dozens and dozens
And send them off to train their untrained cousins?
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
Fucking-a, it's the CIA
Conmen Industrializing the Amazon

Who can stab a rumor in your back?
So when you bleed it's documented fact!
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
Fucking-a, it's the CIA
Choreographed dis-Information Apes

Who wears black and drives in big, dark cars?
And flies around in silver bright cigars
Fucking-a man!
Fucking-a, it's the UFO (it's the UFO man!)
Fucking-a, would you like to go?

Who can steal the jungles of Zaire and wish you a happy new year?
Who can take the sugar from the sack, put in LSD and pour it back?
Who's behind the death of Malcolm X and a thousand others while you're having sex?
Who can kill a general in his bed, overthrow dictators if they're red?
Who can build a pyramid overseas from Pretoria to Tel Aviv to Washington D.C.?
Who can take Egyptians, Saudis and Jordanians and turn them against Libyans, Syrians and Iranians?
Who delivers bibles to Iran signed by Horse Cock Hephner?

Or maybe it's the K.G.B, the B.O.S.S, the D.I.N.A, the F.B.I, the I.R.S, the Council on Foreign Affairs, the I.M.F, World Bank Mafia, the National Security, State Death Squads, or singing in monotheistic three-part harmony, it's the Mossad, the Institute of Terror, the Persian Gulf Applie Pie Dictators, the Vatican City Opium Farmers, and the Computer Infortmation Accumulation with the Cremation of Indonesians Association, carrying out Covert Indulgence in Africa while Continually Instigating Arabs paid for by the Council to Induce Armageddon legislated through Congressmen Indebted to Aipac, which is really a Colony of Intergalactic Aliens.

I went fishin' with a hammer and sickle
And a bone crusher attached to a pickle
I snuck into the nest, pulled a pin from my vest
Started suckin' on that juicy little trickle

Why should we change this world today?
(Those soft fragile eggshell minds)
When we can smash 'em at will or let 'em decay?
(Those young fragile eggshell minds)
We'll keep them well-fed with our poisonous crumbs
(Those soft fragile eggshell minds)
And they'll keep their heads up our ass to see where our shit comes from
(Those young fragile eggshell minds)

We're gonna make 'em bleed!
We're gonna make 'em seed

I chopped the head off of Mother Goose
Let the jailbirds all out on the loose
Oh so pretty and young and so very well hung
When they're swayin' on up there in the noose

Let's give 'em an inch and then take a mile
(Those young fragile eggshell minds)
And plant buck on the teeth of their naive smiles
(Those soft fragile eggshell minds)
We'll explain it away as a new disease
(Those young fragile eggshell minds)
As we genetically create nodding heads that say please
(Those soft fragile eggshell minds)

Put the bone in, she begged him, as she paced around the floor
Put the bone in she yelled out once more

Uncle Milty wrote:Put the bone in, she begged him, as she paced around the floor
Put the bone in she yelled out once more

ugly kid joe?

edit... actually dead eye dick?

Way off. It's from the B side of a 1974 #1 single. The A side was almost a Beach Boys song.

translated from french

The translated subtitles aren't perfect but...



And the studio version:

Ample parking day or night
People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"

What does it take to be lonely?
Nothing at all.

Thunder Thunder Thunder Thunder Th-th-thunder Thunder

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She Left Me for Jesus -Hayes Carll

Pretty much the whole song qualifies for me but I'll just post the chorus

She left me for Jesus and that just ain't fair
She says that he's perfect, how could I compare
She says I should find him and I'll know peace at last
If I ever find Jesus, I'm kickin' his ass

Jesus Was A Capricorn (Owed To John Prine) - Kris Kristofferson

Long hair, beard and sandals
And a funky bunch of friends
Reckon we'd just nail him up
If he came down again

And the line that explains most of the world today:

Most of us hate anything that we don't understand

since we're getting deep:


I've been leaving on my thngs
so in the morning when the morning bird sings
there's still dinner on my dinner jacket 'til the dinner bell rings

Can't get much deeper than:

Leprosy - Dr. Dirty

Syphilis, It just started with a simple kiss
Now it hurts to even take a piss

Thanks, Milty! Don't know how I missed it since I was looking for thread titles with "songs" or "lines" in it. But anyway:

swishnicholson wrote:I thought we had a "greatest lines from songs" thread or something like that, but I can't find it.

Anyway, don't know if it's greatest, but :

We were regular Dr. Jekylls/ But together we were Mr. and Mrs. Hyde


from John Prine's There She Goes always makes me smile.

"Tramps like us... and we like tramps"