The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
Soooooooo I'm on the run - the cop's got my gun
And right about now - it's time to have some fun
If consequences dictate my course of action I should play GOD and just shoot you myself.<- I think these lyrics are especially good but I also included the last 3 lines of the song
I`m very tired of waiting.
I should kick you,beat you, (F) you,
and then shoot you in your (F'ing) head
Tool = Opiate = Jerkoff
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Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life now.
Open my eyes, blind me with your light now.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
My gods' will becomes me. When he speaks, he speaks through me.
He has needs. Like I do. We both want to rape you.
Now here's how its done, I'm only gonna show you once,
So pay close attention, hear me now or hear me never,
Glue your little eyes to the diagram,
See the plywood, the nails, the glue? You work every inch,
Your domain and you must treat it well.
Keep it clean or it'll swallow you whole.
Where's the T-square, hand me the pliers,
now dammit, oh this will never do!
You have to want the castle, Head Up, shoulders back!
Be the materials, know your limits only to break your limits.
Are you listening? God dammit boy, pay attention!
Try it again. Little bit more juice this time.
Try it again. Yeah a little bit more elbow grease this time.
Try it again. Concentrate, a little more focus this time.
You can kick and scream and yell but damn I'm only tryin' to help.
Try it again. You're not doing it right, here now, yall watch.
Try it again. Stop sulking, I'm the example, for real, Watch.
Try it again. I'm bout to make it easy for you yall, just Watch.
You can kick and scream and yell but damn I'm only tryin' to help.
I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in I'm proud to be a glutton and I don't have time for sloth I'm greedy and I'm angry and I don't care who I cross
Warren Zevon - "Mr. Bad Example"
"And what can we do to silence Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never when they lose. Not a word. You never hear them say, 'Jesus made me drop the ball.' 'The Good Lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.'" -Carlin
Oh, fashion, it's cool and all but what about God?
[Oh God, well He's the man, but I mean what about reading?]
What, like novels? Man, that don't hold my attention. How about television?
[Television hurts my brain. How about walking in the rain?]
Oh, I hate walking, it's boring. How about some old fashioned gone fishin'?
[Yeah, fishing's great but just hate hooking the bait. Let's dance]
Nah, I've got two left feet plus motion sickness. How about breakfast?
[Man, I'm hungry, but that means I'mma have to borrow some money]
Let's fly a kite [Let's burn the generals]
Let's sell lemonade [Let's drink]
Let's poke a hole inside the tugboat, ease on back and watch it sink
[Nah, lets fail a pupil once a year at random to shake the academy]