I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
I simmed this game 22 times (i.e., before I got bored with it) on whatifsports.com today, and the Phillies and Dodgers split the series, 11-11. But the Phillies won the fourth game 16-1.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."