Game 1 NLCS Game Thread - Hamels v. Kershaw

by **joe table** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:21:25

Trent Steele wrote:
Martin was born in East York, Ontario (in the east end of Toronto). He grew up in Chelsea, Quebec, Canada and lived in Paris, France from the age of 8-10. Martin has an African Canadian father, Russell Martin Sr., and a white, French Canadian mother, singer and actress, Suzanne Jeanson. His parents separated when he was only two years old. "I don't really remember when my parents separated, and it's probably better that way because I know kids these days go through some tough times," says Martin. His father used to play saxophone in Montreal subway stations to help pay for his baseball training

in other words, martin's dad is a hobo

He played the meat saxophone in subway stations

by **HillMD** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:21:30

Trent Steele wrote:
Martin was born in East York, Ontario (in the east end of Toronto). He grew up in Chelsea, Quebec, Canada and lived in Paris, France from the age of 8-10. Martin has an African Canadian father, Russell Martin Sr., and a white, French Canadian mother, singer and actress, Suzanne Jeanson. His parents separated when he was only two years old. "I don't really remember when my parents separated, and it's probably better that way because I know kids these days go through some tough times," says Martin. His father used to play saxophone in Montreal subway stations to help pay for his baseball training

in other words, martin's dad is a hobo

by **Shore** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:21:33

Werth just impregnated two LA chicks.

by **Woody** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:21:38

Hamels still going with the belt high fastball approach

by **Titlehungry** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:21:49

I'd say the odds are good that Martin's Mom comes out of the stands and attacks Victorino before this series is over

by **drsmooth** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:21:59

Trent Steele wrote:
Martin was born in East York, Ontario (in the east end of Toronto). He grew up in Chelsea, Quebec, Canada and lived in Paris, France from the age of 8-10. Martin has an African Canadian father, Russell Martin Sr., and a white, French Canadian mother, singer and actress, Suzanne Jeanson. His parents separated when he was only two years old. "I don't really remember when my parents separated, and it's probably better that way because I know kids these days go through some tough times," says Martin. His father used to play saxophone in Montreal subway stations to help pay for his baseball training

in other words, martin's dad is a hobo

no no, a hobo is the instrument that blows "a" for symphony orchestras, & has that cute part in Peter & the Wolf. Sax is something totally different

by **FTN** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:22:03

watch for the rattle to fall out of cole's back pocket

by **Trent Steele** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:22:26

Titlehungry wrote:I'd say the odds are good that Martin's Mom comes out of the stands and attacks Victorino before this series is over

his dad asked ibanez to put some change in his cup

by **FTN** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:22:58

go low and outside please

by **Trent Steele** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:23:01

i wish wheels were here to talk about foul balls and pitch counts

by **Mike in Midlothian** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:23:10

Woody wrote:
FTN wrote:kershaw's motion is weird. drop and drive. gotta hurt his hip labrum

Hamels on the other hand is tall and fall which tends to strain his labia

Outstanding :-D

by **joe table** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:23:10

Seriously, Manny's swing looks awful. So long. Of course now he'll hit a double

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:23:14

Woody wrote:did he just say kiddy porn

Kiddy Corps. Which doesn't make any more sense when the Dodgers' starting 8 is 31, 27,37,25,36,25,34 and 26 years old.

by **Woody** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:23:15

Why wasn't this thread titled "Cole Hamels, The After-birth"

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:23:24

Yeah!

by **Trent Steele** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:23:28

suck it juicer

by 1 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:23:36

that's the stuff!

by **mcare89** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:23:48

Got him, nice.

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:23:49

joe table wrote:Seriously, Manny's swing looks awful. So long. Of course now he'll hit a double

So long.

by **Polar Bear Phan** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 20:23:57

That was similar to Ryan Howard against a left-hander.

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